From Usher’s custom Air Jordans to H.E.R. ’s electrifying guitar solo, this show was LIT! Thank you Black Jesus for this year’s Apple Music Super Bowl LVIII halftime show. From Usher’s custom Air Jordans to H.E.R.’s electrifying guitar solo, this show was LIT! Let’s be serious and objective for a moment. There were A LOT of moving parts, surprise guests, outfit changes, and theatrics. Here are the nine thoughts I had while watching Usher perform!...

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“The politicians I knew didn’t sign anything. They had a machine that did all the signing for them. So technically the autographs were not even real.” A footnote, if you will, or similar to an asterisk." u/spoda1975 Note:it’s a dagger symbolthat was first used on the list in 1995. “Worked with a lot of banks and their IT systems.You wouldnt believe how old and fragile they are. Its a wonder its not all coming crashing down....

“My father used to describe himself as a ‘quarter-century’ man. If something couldn’t last 25 years, he wasnt interested in buying it.” “My late mother-in-law was French and lived near a Le Creuset outlet. I have some amazing pieces she gifted me over the years, and I love them. I know at least one is 20 years old.” Like, that rice cooker is pushing 40. Still makes perfect rice." u/cyaveronica...

“Never, ever, ever, ever wash INSIDE the actual vagina as its self cleaning.” Note: This post contains mentions of disordered eating. Recently, Iaskedwomen in theBuzzFeed Communityabout habits, products, etc. Here are all of the things they said they’re tired of seeing: 1. “To keep track of the amount of calories that you’re eating every day to stay ‘healthy.’ rattymarshmello Anonymous 3. “This one is for the millennials: ‘If you’re feeling hungry, just drink water....

Cheating on your girlfriend and then asking her sister out for drinks is definitely…a choice. ![Cheater doesn't understand why they're gonna be sad for a while, even after they remind them "you and [name redacted"

Simply put, more than a few of these are chef’s kiss. February is already here (how??? “Circle K is fed up.” “Hmmm, tough choice.” “Seeing double.” “Says what it says.” “They had to put up a sign. " “Don’t act like a human.” “These things shouldn’t exist.” “Rules of forensics lab.” “Yeah, me too.” “We’re gonna die as a species…” 11. “They just want to help a little, right?” “Exactly the way our ancestors met....

But its the realism we want. Here are 17 films that, I’m sorry, didnotdeserve the happy endings they got. Warning big spoilers ahead, obviously!

My mama had to call a plumber to unclog the toilet." Anonymous 2. Perpetually Perplexed 3. “I took a bite out of every cookie in the container and hid them around the house. Saw right through me.” daniwhatshername 5. He never got caught nor did he do any damage to the bus somehow." Luckily, my uncle caught us. We could’ve burned down the whole building." maybbeyesmaybbeno 7. “When we were little, my oldest cousin and I went to Kmart with our moms....