Slide into the DMs with these thoughtful (and cute) pickup lines.
Now get out there and get cuffed.
“Are you an unpaid parking ticket?
‘Cause you got mighty fine written all over you.”
2.Are you a magician?
Its the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
“Are you a donut?
Cuz youre all curves and sugar baby.”
cutegem63
4.
“Are you from Tennessee?
Cause youre the only ten I see.”
grouchymule821
5.
“No pen, no paper, but you still draw my attention.”
“My friends bet me I wouldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar.
Can I buy you a drink with their money?”
Outlander56
7.
“Do you like my shirt?
It’s made of boy/girlfriend/partner/lover material.”
youdidntsee_anything
8.
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together?
I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
u/sirePURPLE
9.
“Are you a hitman?
Because, at this point, Im willing to pay someone to take me out.”
JKKillar_
11.
Because looking at you is giving me respiratory distress.
“Hey, can you help me?
I think my phone is broken.
Your number’s not in it.”
u/anonymous
14.My sudden cardiac arrhythmia makes me think Im falling for you.
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber.”
u/jordanlasso
16.
17.Are you a Wi-Fi signal?
Because Im feeling a connection.
“Do you like science?
Because I’ve got my ion you.”
im_dead_inside_taylors_version
19. u/Devi-L
20.
“Girl, are you a beaver?
24.All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren’t.
“I wish we were shoelaces, so together we can be knotty.”
26.Excuse me while I delete my dating apps.
“I hear you’re good at algebra.
Can you replace my x without asking y?”
“Did you fall out of the vending machine?
‘Cause youre a snack.”
simonebaldwin171
29.
“Are you from the Netherlands, cause AmsterDAM.”
u/badassspaceman
30.
“.com here often?”
@Ckandrew14
31. u/ReferencesCartoons
32.Your smile must be a black hole; nothing can escape its pull.
33.This must be a museum because you’re a work of art.
“Should I call you tomorrow or just roll over?”
35.Are you a charger?
Because I’m dying without you.
“I think you dropped something…your standards.
Hey, nice to meet you!”
u/Mangoshark69
37.I’m not even playing cards, but somehow I pulled a Queen.
“Have you got any raisins?
Well, then how about a date?”
u/Pumpkin1992
39.
“Hey Hun, you Solo?”
@PuckNorris73
40.
“Even if there was no gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you.”
u/Stubbedtoe33
41.
“Do you like water?
If so, you’ll like 70% of me!”
42.You must be a dog person because you look fetching.
43.I didn’t even have to run to catch these butterflies.
44.I’m lost.
Can you give me directions to your heart?
“I should complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.”
“I’m going outside for a moment.
Mind holding this for me?
(holds out hand).”
u/lncinerate
47.Aren’t you worried about global warming?
Because you’re making it hot in here.
“Well, here I am.
What are your other two wishes?”
“Hey girl, you know what this sweater is made of?
50.If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
“Im no photographer, but I can picture us together.”
kagome423
52.
“I wish I was a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.”
“Are you my appendix?
Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me think I should take you out.”
54.How can I plan our wedding without having your number?
55.“Oh…wow.”
He looked up and said, ‘Oh…wow.’
It was awkward and funny but so flattering.
He became my boyfriend.
Next year, we will be married 16 years.”
ughstop
56.
“Is your name Gillette?
Because you’re the best a man can get.”
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“Corny alert.”
floatinggamer61
59.What’s your favorite drink?
I’m asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.
“Hey girl, do you like Pokemon?
‘Cause I would love to get a Pikachu!”
u/TheRealNinjaMike
61.Hey, how was heaven when you left it?
62.Can I show your profile to my friends to prove that angels really do exist?
63.Are you Siri?
Because you autocomplete me.
I forgot my number.
Can I have yours?”
“Roses are red, violets are blue, sliding into your DMs to holla at you.”
66.When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?
67.Wanna be Minecraft without the craft?
“Are you a library book?
Because I’m checking you out!”
u/Lostmydickinawar
69.Are you lighnting?
Because you’re McQueen.
“Are you a carbon sample?
Because I’d date you.”
71.Do you have Instagram?
My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
“Are you Google?
Because you are everything I’m searching for.”
u/Snow_Rain
73.
“I don’t have a library card, but I’ll still venture to check you out.”
“Excuse me, you owe me a drink.
Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.”
“Hi, my name’s Microsoft.
Can I crash at your place tonight?”
@Roybq
76. u/TranSpyre
77.Angels should be in heaven.
How’d you escape?
78.Your name must be Barbie because when I saw you I pictured our Dreamhouse.
81.They say nothing lasts forever.
Want to be my nothing?
83.Anyone who says Disney is the happiest place on earth has never stood next to you.
84.Are you French?
Because Eiffel for you.
“You must be made of copper and tellurium because you are CuTe.”
u/im_not_sane
86.Guess what I’m wearing?
The smile you gave me.
87.Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
“Do you have the time?
The time for me to write down your number?”
trestertaylor
89.
“Do you like bad girls?
Because I’m bad at everything.”
92.I bet my number sounds nicer than yours.
Wanna hear it?
“Holy shit, dude.
Your hand looks super heavy, do you need me to hold it for you?”
mitchellthemuppet
94.
“Are you https?
Because without you I’m ://”
95.Did you just come out of an oven?
Because you’re too hot to handle.
96.Do you happen to have a Band-Aid?
Because I scraped my knees falling for you.
“You’re so sweet that you put Hershey’s out of business!”
98.Are you a loan?
You’ve got my interest.
“Are you made entirely of beryllium, gold, and titanium?
Because you’re BeAuTi-ful.”
100.So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?
“We’re both made of atoms, let’s bond.”
@Mmahone
102.Youre like a fine wine.
The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
103.Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
“Are you fireworks?
Because you’re stunning and light up my sky.”
This article contains content compiled by Elena Hernandez.
