Warning: This article contains brief mention of sexual harrasement, child abuse, mass shootings, and self-immolation.
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Every month,I collect all of the wild things that happen in my own time capsule from hell.
But…she awkwardly pulled the five of cups Tarot card, which represents loss and failure.
(Something I’m sure Fox News was not expecting.)
Host Joy Behar interjected, saying, “Don’t say that… You had no choice really.”
And Gypsy had to remind Joy that murder is wrong.
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10.January 6: Halle Baileyannounced the arrival of her newbornafter months of pregnancy speculation.
Found an iPhone on the side of the road… Jonathan Majors on Meagan Good: “She’s an angel.
She’s held me down like a Coretta [Scott King].
I’m so blessed to have her.
15.January 10: Republican candidate Chris Christie announced he’d be ending his bid for president.
definitions) of “sexual conduct.”
Florida banned the dictionary out of the school?
This incident should have never happened and it cannot happen again.
24.January 21:Ron DeSantis dropped out of the presidential race.
25.January 22: The midwest was hit with a winter storm that sent fire trucks flailing.
The roads in the St. Louis-region are BAD.
Because, according Scottsdale attorney Mark House,You dont wanna come back poor.”
30.January 29: Measles are trying to make a comeback.
That is the goal.
32.January 29: Elmo asked how people were doing, and the internettrauma dumped on him.
Elmo is just checking in!
How is everybody doing?
33.February 1: Universal Music Grouppulled their artists' songs from TikTok.
Clearly, Universal’s self-serving actions are not in the best interests of artists, songwriters and fans."
34.February 1: Netflix dropped a first look of the anticipated second season ofSquid Game.
(And yes, Seong Gi-hun is still sporting red hair).
Introducing the very first look at SQUID GAME SEASON 2.
The owner of Sweetly Seasoned, however, initially kept the entire $4,000.
No lies were spoken.
Some of you will get robbed.
Some of you don’t belong in the category!
Sorry … when I get nervous, I tell the truth!
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40.February 5: Buckingham PalaceannouncedKing Charles III has been diagnosed with cancer.
The palace did not specify what kind of cancer the King has been diagnosed with, nor what stage.
She has sinceun-suspendedher campaign and is back in the race.
(Girl, let it go.)
See it on the big screen this Thanksgiving.
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47.February 11: Usher undeniably ruled February withhis Super Bowl LVIII Halftime performance.
#Ushercame and did EVERYTHING he said he was gonna do!!!!!!
PERIOD!!!!!
Queen Bey gave us two songs: “Texas Hold ‘Em” and “16 Carriages.”
52.February 11: And Travis Kelce + Taylor Swift shared a now-viral post-win kiss.
I am heartbroken over the tragedy that took place today.
My heart is with all who came out to celebrate with us and have been affected.
KC, you mean the world to me.
One of the most notable looks came from Zendaya, of course, who sported this futuristic getup.
Two men are also in custody and facing second-degree murder charges, USA Todayreports.
60.February 21: The Biden administrationcanceled federal student loans for about 153,000 borrowers.
Thats 150,000 Americans and counting.
And were pushing to relieve more.
The Biden administration is forgiving $1.2 billion in student debt for 153,000 borrowers.
62.February 21: Previously, MarveldroppedJonathan Majors from the MCU following his conviction for assault and harassment.
64.February 21: Last year, severalpandas were returned to China from US zoos.
#FoxNewssays#trumpnew sneakers connect to#BlackVoterbecause we love#sneakers.
He repeatedly shouted, Free Palestine!”
This conspiracy stems from the fact that Netizens haven’t seen Kate in public for months.
This has led some to jokingly speculate that the statement is a front and she’s actually missing.
yeh so basically Kate Middleton hasnt been seen in months like shes actually missing.
76.February 29: And finally, Elmo celebrated Leap Day with this abomination of a post.
A very weird Uno reverse, in my personal opinion.
It’s an attempt to make TikTok better.
“This is not an attempt to ban TikTok.
It’s an attempt to make TikTok better.
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89.March 13: You may remember the name Clive Palmer.
Well, the 69-year-old who made his money from mining provided an update via a press conference.
“(Ya know, daily life as a woman.)
This led to speculation that the death of King Charles would be announced.
Of course, all of this was false.
do I think King Charles is dead?
do I think it’s hilarious that the Royals have lost all public trust in their word?
Since airing, at least adozen more actors have spoken out about their experiences on sets.
98.March 24: In lighter news, this super random, ironicallysmoking duck memetook over timelines.
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Much is still left unknown about the investigation.
101.March 26:Trump leaned into panhandling, selling American-themed Biblesfor $59.99 each.
Lets Make America Pray Again.
The two married in July 2022.
105.March 29: Lizzo shared the following statement on Instagram: “I quit.”
