Jessica Simpson wrote about how John Mayer allegedly broke up with her nine different times over email.
Whats up, homie?
and Britney’s assistant and friend Felicia Culotta mocked him for it.

It always seems to be the really talented guys who go down.
Well, asshole, Ive got a key to your house.
It rhymes with Smariana Schmande."

My Tiny Dancer is in bed with Mr. Porsche Speedster.
I can’t tell who he is, but I recognize Teri’s ass barely covered by the sheets.
It looks like her new poster."

We had great chemistry, for sure.
“He’d dump me, then come back saying he had discovered he loved me after all.
I always saw it as him mercilessly taking me in from the cold.

“I felt the full intensity of his obsession with me.
And it was a drug to me.
He studied every inch of my body, every detail of my face.

He wrote about an unaired scene where Hannah showed up during one of his dates with Hannah Godwin.
She was still stewing about not getting a rose and wanted more clarity from me, he wrote.
In reality, it seemed she wanted to lash out and vent.

It was the beast in her, roaring and raging.
Rachel explained that during Season 22, Raven kept a journal where she kept notes about other contestants.
In her memoir, Rachel then reacted saying, “What the fuck?

Who says that shit?
Not only do you think it, but you actually say it out loud for people to hear?”
He wrote that they “howled” with laughter after seeing him in the costume.
