For once in my life, I’m speechless.

A woman with makeup that that makes her hair and face look upside down

A hand gripping a pen with the pointy and middle fingers

A BlackBerry screen message: "You don't need all organs — can survive w/half of 1 lung, liver regenerates, private parts, most of bowel/stomach can go, 1 kidney enough; do need heart, spinal cord, brain, tho most people seem to manage w/o"

A conical-looking creature with translucent tubes coming out of it

"Perpetual 1-day blinding stew," aka "Hunter's pot o'blindness" or "hunger's sightless stew," "is a pot into which blindness-inducting foodstuffs are placed and cooked"

Pieces of dirty bones in grass and dirt

"A Hour of Babies Crying" record

A zombie-looking Judge Judy on the screen

A subway poster of a young woman with caption, "Hannah microwaves butterflies in her spare time / #LoveYourImperfections"

A school bus with a door that looks like a house front door

Brownish liquid leaking down the wall

A photo of four Asian women on a couch with text, "Buy a wife from Vietnam for only 6000 USD: guaranteed virgin, delivered within 90 days, NO extra charges, "if ran away with a year you get another one for FREE"

A green apple with a vertical line across it

An apartment building with a clown design on the outside