“Drink a ton of water, the baby will float & alleviate the pain.”
So, here are 14 more dumb things we’ve heard people seriously say.
“When I was pregnant with our first, I developed sciatica due to the babys pressure.
lisas4acaa73e0
2. francescao3
3.
“My fiance once asked me if chicken soup was vegetarian.
Thank god hes pretty.”
supership28
4.
“My ex argued with me about the phrase ‘It’s 5:00 somewhere.’
minervamcgonogall
5. jmacxjr
6.
“My grandmother tried to convince my brother and I that cows would explode if you didnt milk them.
Brother and I looked at each other with a ‘wtf did she just say?’
look and all I could think to say was ‘wouldnt there be bloody fields everywhere?
And what happened to you when you stopped breastfeeding??'”
hollybear85
7.
My boyfriend said something along the lines of how the guy was ‘obviously’ faking being blind.
annab4fef789d4
8.
So I asked my then-husband to go and get me some baby food.
This fucking bitch brought me back a canister of Similac yall.”
certified_drapetomaniac
9.
“That one time my ex-MIL screamed at me for not rewinding a dvd rental.”
“The first time my husband saw me make gravy, he freaked out.
‘My mom never made gravy that way!’
“He kept insisting his mom never did it that way and just refused to eat gravy.
She basically repeated the way I make mine and my husband was shocked.
He also didn’t eat her gravy anymore.
I solved it by buying jarred gravy from the store.
He has no problem with that.
I guess he just doesn’t want to know what’s going on behind the kitchen door.”
pahz
11. skiinggnat
12.
“When he pronounced it: Canoe Reeves.”
daisyswierc
13.
“My boyfriend is an aerospace engineer.
He thought ponies were baby horses.
And that human babies are born with the eyes closed like kittens and puppies.
He’s in his forties.”
rowannae
14.
“When I was young I thought women stuck sanitary towels onto themselves.
Tampons were like a glue stick that you used to make it sticky.
Yes I was an idiot.”
copperghoul948
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