The sighs I sighed looking through these.

This couch is one:

Someone is selling a leather couch on Facebook Marketplace…with snow on it?

And decided to take these pictures?

Chat conversation about an iPhone sale. Buyer offers $385. Seller mentions needing $350 for kid's braces. Buyer insists on $385. Seller refuses. Buyer accuses seller of hating kids. Seller clarifies need for $385 for their own kid's braces

Listing for a microwave. Description reads: "Works. Kid microwaved a cordless phone. We stuck it outside because it smelled. Then the dog chewed off the cord. Just needs the cord installed." Price $20 in Princeton, BC

Image of a Facebook Marketplace listing for "Fresh Tortillas" at $15 and a Facebook Messenger conversation. The listing displays tortillas and a purple rolling pin. The conversation humorously questions the rolling pin's shape

Yellow child's coffin with a Minion in Captain America costume decal. Text below: "Minion coffin. Free. Kids sized, my son grew out of it. 3 hr ago . 5.8 mi away."

Clear Christmas ornament filled with baked beans held by a hand

A book that is cut into the letter T, listed for sale for $5. The book can be read, but parts of the story will be missing due to the cut

Facebook post in Gainesville's Buy, Sell, Trade group features images of a cooked turkey for sale, described as slightly used for $75 or best offer

Facebook Marketplace ad featuring a full piece body condom with a Warwick Rockcase/Flightcase. The top of the condom requires re-foaming. Measurements: 32 3/4" Length, 16 5/8" Width, 39" Height

Translucent latex bodysuit with gloves and attached condom hanging on a door

A milk jug with "BEST BY MAR10" printed on it. The listing headline reads "Limited edition Mario milk," priced at $50. Located in Little Compton, RI

Supreme Boxers for sale at $40. Posted 11 minutes ago in Phoenix, AZ. Condition: used (normal wear). Ships for $3.49. Brand: Supreme. Clothing, men's accessories

Beaded curtain made from discarded Bic lighters for sale in Bend, Oregon, priced at $1,500. Caption suggests it as a perfect gift for someone who has everything

An iPhone with a hand-drawn extra camera on the back is listed for sale for $1,500 on Facebook Marketplace in East Orange, NJ

Homemade arm wrestling machine made from buckets, a mechanical arm, and a wooden chair for $69. Options: door pickup or local delivery. See estimate available

Four coasters made from Cheerios embedded in epoxy resin. Text: “Epoxy Cheerios coasters $20 $30, Ships for $8.00, Includes Purchase Protection. Learn More.”