Some things are better left unsaid.
So she crashed it on purpose.
Then he bought her another Prius and she crashed it again.
I guess he learned his lesson afterward because he ultimately bought her a Jaguar."
“I went on a single date with a woman.
I learned she’d dated, separately, both my brother and cousin, coincidentally.”
We talked for 30 minutes, sharing hobbies and really enjoying ourselves.
THEN he asked if I wanted be added to that list."
“This girl I saw professionally a few times asked me out.
“This 41-year-old man casually told me that he has five kids on the other side of the country.
When I said, Oh that must be really hard.
You must miss them so much.
Who brings that up on a first date?”
“She had never had ketchup before.
We were in our 20s.”
“He took off his coat and he was wearing one of those ’90s wolf shirts.
He also told me his mom still packs his lunch for him every day.
Okay, fine, you live with your parents.
But she packs your lunch and you look like a middle schooler?
“They told me they ate human meat and that, ‘it wasn’t too bad.’
They then reassured me that they’d eat it again, lol.”
“This guy I went on a date with just moved back from Canada.
He asked me, ‘Whats the hardest thing youve ever been through?’
“That he could have sold my kidneys on the black market while I was asleep.”
He was referring to boosting cars.”
“During the date a stray cat came close to our table.
She stood up and started loudly saying, ‘I hate these creatures!’
I am a cat-fancier.”
“She has gone 10 years without paying her taxes.”
This guy just told me he identified with Hannibal Lector.”
