On Santa’s “naughty” list?
No problem, send coal.
Ah, kids.
They’re a gift and sometimes terror to us all.
Here are 15 kids who have mastered the art of being brilliantly mischievous:
1.
“My daughters assignment was for six quotes from the American Revolution.
I foresee a parent-teacher conference in my future…”
2.
“My 2-year-old daughter, who is still in diapers, said, ‘Dad, I need my diaper.
“My 5-year-old daughter was delaying climbing into the bath for the evening routine.
My wife, thoroughly exasperated, starts losing patience, and her voice/tone borders on yelling.
The Easter bunny handed him a little rubber ducky, which my son was thrilled about.
He was SO offended.
Ive never seen a baby that mad.”
“My niece’s parents got called by her teacher because she was too noisy in class.
The next week, my niece brought home this letter ‘from the school.'”
“My daughter was three, in church with my parents.
The guy across the church had eye surgery and a patch.
like a pirate.”
Im a recovering alcoholic.”
“My two sons were bickering.
The youngest picked up a stuffedanimaland hit the oldest with it.
The oldest said, ‘That didn’t hurt at all.
See, I’m not crying!’
He ran up and, Thor-style, hit his older brother on the head with it.
Then he dropped the hammer and said, ‘You’re crying now!'”
“In my nephews homework assignment, he said he needs a snake to ‘hunt his enemies.'”
“My coworker was telling us about her 3-year-old who was being really bad.
So she told him she was gonna call Santa.
After she hangs up, they exchange looks, and she asks if he has anything to say.
His reply: ‘Call Santa back and tell him I said ‘shit!’
She told him he couldn’t say words like that.
He looks at her and says, ‘Well, you’ve got the option to’thearme say this!’
And he starts mouthing the word ‘fuck.'”
After revving it a few times, he let it drop and jumped into bed with us.
“My 7-year-old son took a pottery class this summer and made this super awesome mug.
The handle is a thumb, he says.”
