To which I say…WTF???
2.Not bizarre enough for you?
I mean, theres absolutely no chance this is gonna work.
But that is a Piccolini Cuscino.
“…while fist-pumping.
Miller also tells the story of a book report they did in first grade.
Miller also says they can “sense” when cellphones are around.
And at one point, Miller tells a fan, “I am Ezra.
But you’re able to call meLil Baby, or Sweet Bitch.”
4.Johnny Depp’sRolling Stone profileis truly one of the wildest profiles I’ve ever read.
You saturate the fucking place.
Every single thing will walk out of their cave smiling, happy,” he told the interviewer.
At one point, he breaks out a guitar and plays “Wonderwall.”
They wont have to grow up in ignorance.
Twenty years from now, theyll know that one times one equals two.
Were about to show a new truth.
The true universal math.
And the proof is in these pieces.
I have created the pieces that make up the motion of the universe.
[…] They tell the truth from within.
Howard’s relationship with Pak is also bizarre in the interview.
She also says they don’t have a normal life and have rarely gone to restaurants together.
“Weve never been to the supermarket together.
Weve never been to the movies.
Ive never gotten a gift from him.
“I help him, cutting, drawing and putting things together.
Ive developed a slight form of agoraphobia lately.
I never go out.
I have no friends here.
I feel like Rapunzel, you know, stuck in a penthouse with my baby.
isthis one with Channing Tatum, where he takes the journalist “camping.”
Ordinary Tom also shows them his wife, of whom he says, She had cancer.
Shes in remission now, but she lost her teeth and her tit.
She used to be built like a brick shithouse.
I literally have four teeth.”
9.Back in 2022, Donald Gloverliterallyinterviewed himself for a magazine profile.
and Glover replies with, “Why are you asking me that?”
and “I feel like youre using Black women to question my Blackness.”
First, he claimed that Michael Jackson “stole a lot of songs” and was “greedy.”
They were no-playing motherfuckers.
Paul was the worst bass player I ever heard.
Dont even talk about it.”
He also said he used to hang out with Donald Trump and called him “a crazy motherfucker.
Limited mentally a megalomaniac, narcissistic.
I cant stand him.”
Jones was friends with Marlon Brando, as well, and claimed that Brando would “fuck anything.
Hed fuck a mailbox.
But the most bizarre part?
11.RuPauloncetold a story about watching a man drown to us at BuzzFeed, no less.
I’m gonna pray for this person.
I’m gonna send them loving energy.”
As the BuzzFeed piece points out, RuPaul does not say whether the man survived.
Im not consulting with them.
If I have to go to prison, Ill go, but Im going to kill them.
Im killing everyone that did this," he said.
Because apparently Penn is some sort of Liam NeesoninTakenstyle vigilante.
14.This one’s small, but it always makes me crack up.
In 2016, Kid Cudisaidof his music career so far: People think that Ive peaked.
I havent even gotten a fing nut off yet, he said.
Ive been pre-cumming for the last eight years.
I havent even ejaculated a full spew yet.
So motherfrs better get prepared.
Eisenberg says, “I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair.
I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle.
I always bike down Ninth Avenue, and theres this kid who goes to school there named Abraham.
Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite.
He screams it out and his friends laugh.
That was a fine movie, but I wasnt in it.”
The interviewer then asks how Eisenberg responds to the boy.
Eisenberg replies, “I say, just, Abraham, Im not that man.
