“This was the only time this person blew my mind.”
I recentlyaskedhairdressers and barbers of theBuzzFeed Communityto share some of the juiciest confessions they’ve heard from clients.
I also took some wild responses from this Redditthreadand thisonebecause they were too good not to include.
Buckle up for some of these because they’re feral!
Note: Some of these responses have been edited for length and clarity.
It was hard not to when there was nothing else to do while I did the massage!
Anyway, I did this one clients massage.
Not kink-shaming, but bold of her to do it right in front of my face like that.
It was hard to stop reading them and to act like I didnt notice anything afterward."
He bought them both the same necklace for Christmas."
rlmarlatt32
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Anonymous
4.
I asked the employee what her boss’s name was and she told me his first name.
So fast forward to the wifes next appointment.
She thinks her husband is fooling around with his secretary.
I unwisely opened my mouth and told her about the secretarys previous visit and confession.
Well, the wife couldnt get out of my chair fast enough.
I lost both clients and never saw either one again.
I learned to keep my mouth shut after that."
“Another client of mine is a guy.
He also has children with both of them!
It is tough for him around Christmas each year as he has to blow one family out.”
“A client admitted she fucked her stepdad AND his sister…at the same time.”
Coral,New York
8.
He was 18, a pretty attractive guy, and had gorgeous dark brown shoulder-length hair.
I double and triple-checked just to confirm because he had such nice hair.
So while making awkward small talk while cutting his hair, I asked why he wanted it cut short.
He fessed up to domestic violence, and things stayed pretty quiet after that."
u/ettennly
9.
“Probably the lady who was 80ish and told me in graphic detail about her life as a swinger.
Her description of her favorite penis will haunt me for life.”
u/Ghastlycitrus
10.“Yesterday.
I work in a family salon I had no idea what to do.
No one was helping.”
He would come in all the time to get haircuts."
u/lexbroosil
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“I have a client who has lied to me over the course of 8 years.
She’s loud, obnoxious, curses up a storm.
She often mixes her stories up.
I have to pretend I feel bad for her.
Says she’s dying at one point.
Told me early on in our stylist/client relationship she had cancer and couldnt have any more children.
Come to find out, she was hiding a 3-year-old son from me because of it.”
I nodded while wearing an expression of sincere empathy.
She asked, ‘Do you want to know what the argument was about?’
I told her, ‘Sure.’
To be honest, I really didn’t want to know, I just wanted to cut her hair.
She told me she was mad because he wouldn’t do anal with her.
He’d explained he was ‘Good where he was.’
Shocked, I dropped my comb on the floor and had to walk away to sanitize it.
This was the only time this person blew my mind."
u/goody-goody
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The next time this client came in, she ranted to my mom about filing a divorce.
She told my mom how she secretly shared her husbands location with herself without him knowing.
u/ChaneI
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“Janice was an older woman who still dressed and acted like a very immature young woman.
So she got this new boyfriend, a handsome man about 20 years her junior.
She’s telling me all about their first date.
‘Angelina,’ she rasps.
‘You have so many different people’s hair on the floor here.
Have you ever made a voodoo doll?
Can you TEACH me HOW?’
I heard later from my boss that Janice smashed up his car windshield as revenge.”
