“I can’t imagine what sort of conversation she expected.”
“, so many people have opinions on the matter.
Here’s what they had to say below.
“Matched with a woman.
Her first message was, ‘I guess youll do.'”
“A friend got the message: ‘Wow, your eyes could start a cult.'”
u/pinkynarftroz
“Not gonna lie, that one might actually work on me.”
u/Otaku_in_Red
3.
It was about 50-70 per day, and most of them were just ‘hi.’
A few were really creepy: ‘You look like my daughter/student/sister.’
There were no punctuation or question marks, so we asked ourselves, ‘What, like a baby shark?
In the end, she had 1,500 unread messages when she deactivated her account.”
u/malsomnus
5.
“‘Excuse me, good sir, would you kindly like to hook up?’
She was clearly wasted.
Five minutes later, she unmatches.
Apparently, she didn’t like that I wasn’t available immediately.
This isn’t a fucking Wendy’s.”
“Where’s the nearest KFC to you because Friday nights are for chicken ‘n dickin.'”
u/crazyforkovu
“Did you get original or extra crispy?”
u/chuckagain
7.
“I was on Bumble and got asked about my Myers-Briggs personality pop in.
When I responded, she unmatched me immediately.
I gotta respect the hustle.”
And by cheese, I mean my pussy.’
I couldnt help myself and replied that Im lactose intolerant."
u/Teazykatka
9.
“I was the weird one.
Id start off by commenting about something in the background of a picture.
If I couldnt think of something funny, Id just say, ‘How do you feel about geese?’
Most people have strong opinions.”
“‘WHY DON’T YOU SKYDIVE INTO THIS PUSSY!!!’
and then immediately unmatching me when I was like, ‘Woah now…'”
u/Synamyn_Dyxon
11.
“They opened our initial conversation on PlentyofFish by asking for my detailed zombie apocalypse survival plan.
I fell in love immediately.
We’ve been married for almost 12 years now.”
“‘I want my wife to have your eyes.’
u/CurvyCarrots
13.
This was over ten years ago, and I bet that dude is still single.”
u/gift_wrapist
