Here’s what people revealed:
1.
The way he was carrying on, he made it sound like I bathed in poop.
I learned from another neighbor that he was always trying to cause ridiculous problems with the neighbors."
Anonymous
2.
Three complaints later to the postmaster and a lovely mail carrier, I no longer get their mail."
“My downstairs neighbor built a literal shrine to Trump in front of our building.
It was a fire hazard.
He got evicted shortly after, and I asked the maintenance guy what happened.
buttfarts7000
4.
“They fire a real-life cannon multiple times every Memorial Day, Independence Day, and Veterans Day.
Yes, a fully real cannon.
The first time he did it, I thought his house exploded.”
Our parking was directly behind our apartment.
She chased me around the car, trying to hit me with the broom.
I looked at our apartment, and there was my roommate laughing his butt off.
This became an initiation for all our friends.
We’d tell them to park in front of the barn.
Then, we’d sit out back with some beer and wait for them to arrive.
I’m sure we’ll burn in hell, but it was great fun.”
“I had a tiny wind chime I hung on my front porch.
It made the sweetest, but not loud, sound.
One day, there was a rubber band around it, keeping it from tinkling.
I removed the rubber band, and the next day, it was bound again.
I put it in my backyard where no one could get to it.
I didn’t set an alarm for three months; he was just gone one day.”
jamesfesperman
8.
The wall is also not secured in any way.
It’s a neat pile of cinderblocks next to some messier work-in-progress walls.
No one knows why he’s doing this."
purple_sage
9.
The noise level is off the charts.
“We had an interesting neighbor a few years back.
He saw us pull in and insisted that my little Hyundai looked like a Porsche.
A few nights later, we awoke to him and a buddy playing accordions at 3:00 a.m.
I let them be.
That dude was awesome.”
el46f36ed04
11.
“My neighbor bought the house next door five years ago.
He has people clean the entire street (leaf blower AND lawn vacuum simultaneously) DAILY.
Sometimes, MULTIPLE times a day.
They also clean the ENTIRE exterior of the house gates, fences, etc.
I think I have even seen them cleaning rocks.
What makes this even more bizarre is that no one actually LIVES there.
People just come and clean everything and leave.”
“I once lived in a town right outside of Birmingham, Alabama.
I had a neighbor who lived down the road, and their house was down a long driveway.
I didn’t know they had a little farm.
But, unlike normal farms with horses and cows, they raised llamas and ostriches.
“When I was a teenager, a new family moved across the street from us.
He strongly believed that people knowing their neighbors made for safer and better neighborhoods.
Normally, new neighbors were happy to be welcomed.
Mind you, I was not a young kid.”
“This family never went outside.
The kids were homeschooled.
They would do all their yard work at night with flashlights.
They even mowed the lawn around midnight.
It was so weird that I felt something wasn’t right with that family!
I seriously hope those kids turned out okay.”
He knew his brother could see them from his house and would be ticked off.
They did indeed stagger their visits so they didn’t have to see each other.
These men were in their 60s at the time.”
lobster_lemon_lime
15.
“Unfortunately, our neighbor is a board member of our HOA.
We are concerned about the flame potentially getting out of control and possibly creating a fire.
He does classics like the British National Anthem and ‘Angels.’
retrocrebbon
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