If you name your child after your first love and then your spouse finds out, maybe you SHOULD feel embarrassed.

Just saying.

1.This person who submitted a short story to their boss as their two-week notice:

2.This person who wrote a missed connections post claiming he DIDN’T ask a woman out:

3.This person who was caught in the lie of all lies:

4.This person who decided to be bold and take a chance with their crush:

5.This person who messaged someone he liked his unfiltered thoughts:

6.This person who posted this humiliating story online:

7.This person who randomly sent an OnlyFans creator a Harry Styles cover:

8.This person who proudly claimed to have an empty life:

9.This person who responded to themself…as their own dog:

10.This person who got WAY too vulnerable with their coworker:

11.This person who tried to flex, but killed any chances at getting a date:

12.This person who admitted to being in a relationship and then still tried to keep talking to someone they slept with:

13.This person who was so insecure they told their friend not to wear makeup around their boyfriend:

14.This person who got a new number to get in contact with the ex they cheated on:

15.This person who was having some sort of crisis at 4 a.m. when they texted their coworker this:

16.And lastly, this person who wrote a narrative piece as his opening Tinder message:

"I need to put my two weeks in."

"TO BE CONTINUED…"

"Angela screamed falling to her knees"

"i could actually treat you better"

"My wife named our son after her first love and I had no idea"

Screenshot of a tweet

"Did I upset you?"

"I went clubbing with a girl today."

"Onlyfans is for fun"

"Obsessed with making money"

"only to you"

"Who is this?"

"Cause u need to see how much I got so u can act appropriately"

"Why are you talking to me?"

"why do you care so much"

"damn alright sorry lmao"

"When i look into the mirror i see a boy not a man"

"Nothing more attractive than self-defeat and no confidence"