“Humans only brush their teeth for aesthetic reasons.

Yellow teeth are stronger.”

"First informals the meat…"

"This cereal isn't vegan. It has protein"

"caught me off god"

"2 unromantic plutonic friends"

"the term crochet and knit mean the same thing"

"Why can't you give a baby under a year honey?"

"9 out of 10 is the same thing as 19 out of 20, dunce"

"How did Hollywood know what the world looked like before NASA"

"The Sun hasn't been invented yet."

"Always ask for a cup of hot water before ordering at restaurants"

"he gave him a pair of shoot told…"

"something told me I was wrong"

"It then enters your bloodstream and collects in your brain and spine."

"If you sustained yourself with natural food and didn't brush your teeth you'd be completely fine with some bad breath."

"Cheating makes marriages stronger"

"you don't kill a cow to make cheese"