“My boss was a dick, so I slept with his wife.
He found out, fired me, and divorced her.”
“Here are some of the most eye-opening regrets:
1.
“A guy outed me out to my family and caused a huge controversy and fight.
As planned, they hooked up.
u/PLDJules
2.
“I had a really bad teacher in middle school.
We got a funnel and dumped a shitload of sugar in his gas tank.
u/uNevermind04
3.
“My boss was an asshole, so I slept with his wife.
He found out, fired me, and divorced her.”
“I’m still mad at myself for this.
One of the other kids on our bus was a younger boy I’ll refer to as Eli.
Eli was a fucking terror.
Riding the bus with him was a nightmare for everyone involved most of the time.
So I came up with this idea.
I found his family in the phone book and called up, pretending to be a camp counselor.
She bought it and said she would talk to him about it.
u/Pyro62S
5. u/pdxcranberry
6.
I very clearly told her NOT to eat them.
They were for something at school.
Four of them disappeared the night she and our other roommate had a midterm.
u/gayeld
7.
We passed these cards out all over town.
He was getting really harassing phone calls for a while and couldn’t figure out why.
He was pissed and is still getting random calls 10 years later.
I feel really bad about that one.”
u/smith495
8.
Theyd get you no matter how careful you were.
I was dribbling down the court and he nailed me.
So I decided to get him back at lunch.
He was holding a lunch tray, when I tripped him.
He nailed a table and lost a tooth.
I got suspended for 10 days, and a strict no-tripping policy was implemented.
Sorry, Joey.”
u/I-Am-Worthless
9.
She found out and cried.
u/BAM213434
10.
“I had a roommate who basically let his new girlfriend move into our house in college.
She helped herself to everything in the house but never contributed.
One day, she parked in my parking spot, and that was my breaking point.
Instead, she ended up buying all new tires.
Never came clean about it.”
u/SEIVIP
11.
“Back in middle school, a friend of mine threw a small wadded piece of paper at me.
The worst part was, it turned out to be dog shit.
I still vividly remember his angry, ‘WTF man?
I throw paper at you and you throw dog shit?'”
He started crying and ran to the teacher.
I honestly forgot his mom had cancer and was getting chemo.”
u/Iamlennard
13.
“I once got into a verbal fight with a classmate.
After throwing some insults, I decided to punch them in the chest.
The punch ended up fracturing their ribs, and they had to be hospitalized to recover.
The damages were bad.
I have never been more scared than during those weeks they laid hospitalized.”
a49620366
14.
I told him to stop bothering her, but he did it again.
Well, they banged and got back together for a while… and had a baby.
Now they’re terrible single parents.”
u/PK_Thundah
15.
I felt a small twinge of guilt."
u/thetallgirll
16.
One day I had just had enough.
I started a new game and overwrote his save file.
Never seen fury like it.
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