“My favorite is when he takes out the coconut oil and gives me a massage.

It’s like after that, I NEED him, you know?”

Recently Reddit userBoring-Employee-3948asked the community, “What is your surprisingly good or badsex story?”

Angela Bassett and Lady Gaga in "AHS: Hotel"

Welp, fortunately for these folks, there were more positive experiences than negative ones!

And within these positive experiences, there were some EXTREMELY kinky sex acts and moves.

Like…it’s what they deserve.

Cate Blanchett fanning herself

Note: These submissions don’t reflect a universal experience of sex acts people enjoy.

Everyone’s story is different.

“My partner and I started out on a slightly more mild note.

Maya Rudolph on "SNL"

We made a kinky bucket list we add to it regularly, and we tick things off it regularly.

“Were now very much into some of the more ‘vanilla’ versions of rough sex.

u/No-Pepper-6274

2.

Janelle James in "Abbott Elementary"

“This evolved into sex toys that can be controlled from a cellphone.

The bedroom has evolved a lot as well she really enjoys being choked and sometimes slapped in the face.

Extra sensation for the both of us.”

Chappell Roan in her "Hot to Go!" music video

u/PMmeUrPussi

3.

“I had just moved into a new place and had no proper bed yet.

We started fooling around, and I ended up on top.

Kim Cattrall in "Sex and the City" (2008)

The mattress let out just enough air that it was like riding a goddamn wave with a penis.

The motion was bananas.

It was a very good surprise I was never able to replicate it.”

Erika Alexander in "Living Single"

u/hopelesslyromantic4u

4.

So, usually, my partners get me off before we do any penetration.

One time, I met up with a couple for dinner and shenanigans.

Annie Murphy in "Schitt's Creek"

But this time, it ended up being so good!!!

While he was penetrating me, she was using a vibrator on me.

I was feeling good.

Ego Nwodim on "SNL"

The whole thing was just really fun and low-pressure.”

u/BumblebeeOfCarnage

u/redsoledaydreaming

6.

“Her on her stomach on top of a pillow or comforter.

Jessica Walter in "Arrested Development"

Then you just kinda start.

u/mnl_cntn

7.

Being cooped up for a few days, I decided on what I called ‘an adventure day.’

She got dolled up, curled her hair, and did her makeup.

She looked so beautiful.

I got handsomed up, and we got in the car.

She really wanted McDonalds, so we went.

We walked for about an hour, talking, laughing, holding hands.

I remember her beautiful blue eyes looking at me.

The clear blue sky and the blue of her denim jacket only amplified the color of her eyes.

I couldnt resist at that moment, and I kissed her.”

“It was one of those moments where I just got reminded of how beautiful and precious she was.

She kissed me back.

We gave into each other, and we made love right there and then off the hiking trail.

It was one of the most passionate moments of my life.

Thank goodness no one else was on the trail. "

u/MrJones224822

8.

“The chemistry was in-fucking-credible.

He was insanely good-looking, and I was sort of amazed that our attraction was mutual.

I’ll never forget it.”

u/[deleted]

9.

“Picking a girl up and fucking her in the air.

Pull her to the edge of the bed, fold her legs up, and then lift her.

The look on a woman’s face the first time you do it is always a lot of fun.

Obviously, check that you know your limits, though don’t hurt yourself or her.

u/YoMiner

10.

But she started an OnlyFans account in the summer, and it’s been doing wonders for us!

She’s gained a ton of self-confidence.

I recently started my own account on OnlyFans so I can appear in her content.

Did not expect that I’d be doing such a thing, but I’m into it!”

u/Lo-Fi_Pioneer

11.

“My ex and I did it, and I still wanted more.

So, while he was in recovery, I broke out the toys.

He told me afterward that the sounds I was making sounded like I was chanting.

I was kind of blacked out, and it was like one continuous orgasm.”

u/socommon

12.

The entire time, I was wearing lingerie under my onesie.

I have no idea how he didn’t notice because my feet were red fishnets.

to which I responded, ‘To see what’s under my onesie.’

I took it off and revealed my sexy red lingerie.

My legs felt like Jell-O for hours after.”

u/smoklahoman

13.

We really got into lingam and yoni tantric messages, and we felt pretty good about it.

We researched and found a club.

We only played with ourselves that first night, but we had an amazing time.

She also enjoys watching me make women squirt in particular.

Its a very satisfying relationship, and I cant imagine being ‘vanilla’ ever again.

u/Mixedupmidwest87

14.

I wasnt even thinking about it, but it vibrates a lot.

After that we just started trying new things every few weeks.”

u/Forbeingnaughty2

15.

“It’s always been great for me and my wife.

It’s very confidence-building on my part as well.”

u/Itastelikecaramel_

16.And finally, “My boyfriend is the best.

It was really fun.

It’s like after that, I NEED him, you know?”

u/justadancer

In conclusion:

Note: Some submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.