“Helicopter momma seeking future daughter-in-law.
I prefer a Republican, Christian, hardworking woman who’s willing to relocate.”
“It’s ok, I’m a single mom.”
“We do not need luck.”
“You are a child.”
“You’re here to work…act like it.”
“Your reward will be, at best, a bottle of water.”
“He’s a butt guy (no flat asses should apply).”
“Have a bachelor’s degree in childcare OR nine years of relevant babysitting experience.”
“How famous are you? "
9.“HELLO??????”
“Can you take it to my house?”
“Um, thanks, I guess…”
12.
“…Unless it’s nice outside.
Then I will need off with pay.”
“Don’t you agree, girls?!”
“Just Venmo, Zelle, or Cash App.
That’s it.”
“No other compensation is offered.”
“Easy 80 for sumone.”
