“I sleep-eat sometimes after taking my Ambien.
I woke up one morning and saw the cat food bowl with a spoon in it.
My cat was really upset with me.”
Recently Reddit useru/DaSGuardiansasked"What secret have you kept from everyone?"
The secrets people shared left me either giggling or speechless.
Here’s what they confessed:
1.
“I spilled beer on a wedding dance floor.
The groom’s aunt slipped and broke her leg.”
u/Minge516
2.
I’m 60 now.
It still hurts she would do that to me."
u/lizzietnz
3.
“I make music under a fake identity, and I’m approaching 400K monthly listeners on Spotify.
None of my friends know, not even my kids.”
u/flounderjaw
4.
“I’m a cash-for-life winner.
I took the annuity to fund retirement in the near future.
$1K a week for life!”
u/Existing_Leg_5329
5. u/emarquis
6.
“The kids have been eating regular Cheerios for years.
Maybe five years now out of the same Honey Nut Cheerios box, lol.”
u/I_agreeordisagree
7.
“I sleep-eat sometimes after taking my Ambien.
I woke up one morning and saw the cat food bowl with a spoon in it.
My cat was really upset with me.”
u/Uncle-Rob-115
8.
“In the pre-Keurig days, we had a coffee club at the office.
A group of us coffee addicts would take turns buying coffee for the communal coffee maker.
After 2-3 weeks, it would be 90% decaf.
And after a week or so, start the cycle again.”
u/FlukeStarbucker1972
9.
“I’m a published author but don’t want friends and family reading my writing.
It’s for strangers only!”
u/Key-Control7348
10. u/Whiskey-logic
11.
If they knew about ‘Alex,’ they’d never look at me the same way."
u/Qdorf88
12.
If I could go back, I would’ve never had him.
Again, nothing against him.
Besides here, anonymously, I will take this to my grave.
I want him to believe that he was the best thing to ever happen to me."
ACpony12
13.
“When I was in middle school me and some friends decided to do a ‘small’ prank.
Everybody talked about it, and our small-town local news wrote about it.
It went on for a year or so.”
u/Tall_Mall_1579
14.
“I once stole money out of my friends wallet.”
u/Individual-Celery888
15.
“I fake an accent at work because it gets me more tips.”
u/Alternative_Tree_699
16.
“I fixed the election for my high school’s prom queen decades ago.”
When it happened, my husband wasnt the most supportive person, as I was having trouble coping emotionally.
He said I was exaggerating the aftermath, and I never forgot that."
u/Cautious-Optimist333
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