Simply put, more than a few of these are chef’s kiss.

February is already here (how???

“Circle K is fed up.”

A sign on a soda fountain saying "If you are buying slushies and videoing for TikTok in our store or parking lot, the police will be called"

“Hmmm, tough choice.”

“Seeing double.”

“Says what it says.”

"Jesus or Hello Kitty!" sign on a fence

“They had to put up a sign. "

“Don’t act like a human.”

“These things shouldn’t exist.”

"Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision"

“Rules of forensics lab.”

“Yeah, me too.”

“We’re gonna die as a species…”

11.

"Myass open 6 am" that's supposed to look like the McDonald's M and "YASS open 6 am

“They just want to help a little, right?”

“Exactly the way our ancestors met.”

“Well, then, Im definitely going in!”

"Do not click buttons with genitalia / Cameras are watching" at the University of Alabama

“Jon is right.”

“In a pizza joint bathroom…”

16.

“This is actually hilarious.”

Beach sign in the sand: "On the beach and in the sea, animals do not leave trash; humans do / Please behave like animals"

“Too cold here.”

A cord with two plugs crossed out, with the sign "These are not made they should never be made we will not make them we will not help make them"

"Lab rules" include "Never lick the spoon, hot glass looks just like cold glass, if you don't know what you're doing, at least do it neatly, and you can't detect an odorless gas by smell"

"Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip are the main reason I have trust issues"

"Caution: Do not insert in mouth or rectum" sign above a gas nozzle

Road sign: "Adopt a highway / the Satanic Temple Arizona"

"Meet people the old-fashioned way: through alcohol and poor judgment"

Restaurant sign on chalkboard: "Inside: great food, awesome coffee, friendly people / Outside: I dunno, raptors probably — I wouldn't risk it"

"Barber Jon's: If we can't make you look good, you're ugly!"

"Wash your hands after using the restroom! Otherwise this [two people shaking hands] becomes this: [two people with their hands down each other's pants]

"ollege of Architecture and Planning" sign with the "C" missing because it's not wide enough

"It's too cold to change the sign" in the middle of a snowy scene