“I brought muffins to work because of my birthday.
Five minutes later, they told me I was fired because of budget cuts”:
2.
“I’m changing the door knobs.
The previous owner put a fake spider inside the keyhole.
Nearly gave me a heart attack”:
3.
“Moved into a house.
Literally the only thing my neighbor has said is, ‘Don’t park in front of my house.’
Guess whose car that is parked in front of my house”:
4.
“Text from Dad with no prior communication”:
6.
“My supervisor’s response to me asking for a raise”:
7.
“Price tags are a thing of the past!
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8.
“I bought ripped jeans for summer, and my mom sewed the holes”:
9.
“Saw a guy plating his food on a buffet tray”:
10.
“When people you match with have the conversation skills of a pet rock”:
11.
“My boyfriend put my Nintendo Switch through the washing machine”:
14.
“Movie was supposed to start at 8:55 and its 9:25”:
15.
