Don’t worry, folks Jesus can take a joke!

Hello Jesus, sir!

I hope all is well with you.

Image of Jesus Christ wearing a crown of thorns, with a glowing halo surrounded by stars around his head, and the words "Ecce Homo" printed below

First, let me say how handsome you are!

and this is just another one of those.

I certainly dont want to offend you with your power to smite and whatnot.

A computer-generated image of a man's head with curly hair, a full beard, and wide eyes

Im going to assume were cool.

OK, thank you, sir!

It’s just me popping in again to reiterate again this is all in good fun!

Close-up of the back of a truck, with hoses and equipment positioned in a way that resembles a smiling face

You should definitely check it out!

(Just spreading the word for you, Jesus!)

And I’ll pray more later.

Three-panel cartoon of Joseph from the Bible interacting with a man holding an infant wrapped in a garment. The backdrop shows a blue sky with clouds

16.Moving along…we’ve got this hilariously sacrilegious Cheesus Christ grater:

17.And yikes!

Like I said, all in good fun.

Thank you, Jesus!

Animated scene with Jesus talking to animated men in biblical attire

A statue of a muscular man wearing a headpiece, resembling a crucifixion scene, with scripting along the bottom of the cross

Nativity scene with figures of Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus in a manger under a thatched roof. The word "NOEL" is displayed above the scene

Grocery store display with soda boxes arranged as three crosses. The central cross is adorned with a cloth. Bible verses are displayed above the crosses

The image shows a Holy Bible placed by the Gideons. An open page inside the Bible contains a handwritten note: "To my Number 1 Fan! Keep on Believing! Love & Best Wishes from Jesus."

A math problem with a humorous response, "Jesus is always the answer," circled and marked incorrect by the teacher with a note, "Not on this question," and a grade of -5

A framed photo of a man with long hair and a beard is on a small round table next to a figurine of a mother holding a child

Graffiti on a building reads, "JESUS NO NAME IS HIGHER"  "Dave" is scrawled above it

Left: Cross with "Jesus cares." Right: Comic-style image of Jesus surprising a person with "Boo, LOL." Response: "Jesus, you scared the shit out of me!"

Sign outside Bethesda United Methodist Church reads: "Easter comes once a year. How often do you?" A rainbow flag sticker is on the bottom left corner of the sign

A sign on a brick wall reads: "Sometimes God may want to do something IN you before He does something FOR you."

iPhone screen displaying text messages between "Jesus Christ" and an individual. Jesus says, "We need to talk." The individual replies with, "Can it wait? I'm kinda busy." Jesus responds, "That's the problem. You seem too busy for me."

A humorous image showing Chris Pratt depicted as Jesus, holding a small dinosaur. Text reads, "Accidentally typed 'Christ Pratt' instead of 'Chris Pratt' and I was not disappointed."

A hand holding a small, square piece of food art depicting the Last Supper scene. The detailed artwork shows figures similar to those in the famous painting

Cheese grater packaging labeled "Cheesus Christ" with an image of Jesus on the grater and the text "OUR GRATE LORD."

Newspaper article mentioning arrests for assault and battery, and another arrest for violating a restraining order