and we had to share some of the funniest ones:
1.
“We served in the US Peace Corps together in Uganda.
She said, ‘The moon is going to be really bright tonight.’
She confirmed her daughter’s hypothesis.”
u/Apuuli21
2.
“The girl I was dating was making nachos and shredding cheese.
She cut herself, and blood got on the cheese and the shredder.
She was genuinely panicking, thinking I had just been exposed to AIDS and needed medical attention.
Her stupidity was actually a relief that night.”
u/EntertainmentOdd4935
3.
“My partner was grunting and groaning at the bin.
He said We need new bin bags, these ones youve bought dont bloody fit.'
u/Pinapickle
4.
“My now ex-husband legitimately thought that having a hysterectomy meant that your vagina was removed.
I learned this when he asked me how women who had a hysterectomy were able to pee.
u/bestexeva
5.
“He thought potatoes never go bad because his mom always kept a bag in the pantry.
I asked him if they ate a lot of potatoes and he said yes.
They have a large family with six kids and it still didn’t click.”
u/glightlysay
6.
“I love my wife, but South Dakota is not north of North Dakota.”
u/Ttot1025
7.
“While we were moving my ex-wife asked me who we needed to contact to change our email address… u/smallboxofcrayons
8.
I said ‘cows’ with a ‘you must be shitting me’ level of disbelief.
I had to pull up Google to prove to him that brown cows existed.
u/AnericanSteel412
9.
I was keeping it outside and he insisted that he would not eat ‘dirty’ food.
I didn’t know how to respond.”
u/butteryvagina
10.
“My husband was feeling unwell and began Googling his symptoms.
u/snow-ninja
11.
“My wife went to the store to get cilantro for our tacos.
She came home with parsley.
Easy mistake, they look similar if you don’t look closely enough.
I told her she bought parsley.
She was convinced it was cilantro.
I had her taste it.
I showed her the tag on the bundle that said parsley.
She reluctantly went back to the store to get cilantro… She came home with another bundle of parsley.
I love this woman, but this moment I was questioning everything about her problem solving skills.
The good news is, she has never brought home parsley again.”
u/brodeo23
12.
Sent him to the store to get some.
He came back with blueberry flavoured…”
u/FourCatsAndCounting
13.
“My husband thought people whistled when they set off fireworks.
He didnt realise the fireworks themselves whistle.
Though that was one of his more harmless stupidities.”
u/Tinyfishy
14.
“On a camping trip.
u/Shawnaldo7575
15.
“My husband went in dollar general for toilet paper.
We had maybe $50 to last the week.
This man came back with $40 of mango juice because it was on sale and no toilet paper.
I drank the juice but I was awfully salty about it.”
u/TeamWaffleStomp
16.
He thought bees grew up into wasps during the summer…
I love him, but… u/JobRich7841
17.
And women just go to the bathroom and force it out, like poop.
They’re just in case it’s possible for you to’t hold it.”
u/Utter_cockwomble
H/T tou/Known-Pop-8355andr/AskRedditfor sharing!
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