“My boyfriend had to redo some of his law school applications because he checked yes to LGBTQA.
He thought ‘A’ stood for ally.”
He responded by saying I dont like you, I just like your content.

And proceeded to block me.
Why would he think her name was Lady Nasty?
As we were walking out the door, I asked her if she needed a special pencil.

She looked at me and said We take it on computers.
The air hung quiet between us.
Its the first year she added If it makes you feel any better.

he looked and said ok nice but i dont think you meant to show me this.
it was fully a picture of my asshole.
Because my dumbass showed up like Im on an episode of Scandal.

Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard?
Who would do that?



