“My boyfriend had to redo some of his law school applications because he checked yes to LGBTQA.

He thought ‘A’ stood for ally.”

He responded by saying I dont like you, I just like your content.

A book titled "The Cigarette: A Political History" by Sarah Milov lies in an open cardboard box

And proceeded to block me.

Why would he think her name was Lady Nasty?

As we were walking out the door, I asked her if she needed a special pencil.

A laptop screen with a damaged display showing a partially visible document and the edge of the keyboard

She looked at me and said We take it on computers.

The air hung quiet between us.

Its the first year she added If it makes you feel any better.

A plate with French toast soaked in syrup next to a large spilled bottle of syrup on a marble countertop. A phone and flowers are in the background

he looked and said ok nice but i dont think you meant to show me this.

it was fully a picture of my asshole.

Because my dumbass showed up like Im on an episode of Scandal.

A hand holding a dirty drinking glass above a kitchen sink with water droplets and food residue

Why would someone keep throwing avocados in his yard?

Who would do that?

Large wasp nest built under eaves next to a house wall and drainpipe. Trees with green leaves are visible in the background

A gray couch with visible liquid stains and a pink fringed pillow, along with a white blanket, in a living room setting

Text conversation with curbside pickup instructions and parking spot updates. Messages include arrival instructions, order status updates, and a confirmation reply

A grey pit bull with a green harness stands in the backseat of a car. The backseat is covered with a quilted protective mat