Only on social media can someone be this smug and this wrong at the same time.
A fact of life: Sometimes you’re wrong.
2.Oh, well, if you beg to differ…
3.

“The land just kind of sat there unused.”
Where did you get that from, a Texas history textbook?
I’ll let you decide based on the picture.

7.Not sure you should be tossing the word “dumb” around, friendo.
8.America invented pizza?
Wow, we’ve really done it all.

11.So, as a cis man, I don’t have a pelvis?
Uh-oh, that’s gonna cause some problems for m *immediately collapses to the ground.
13.This explains why some people don’t support a $15 minimum wage.

They’re just horrendously bad at math.
14.I don’t even have a cervix, but OUCH.
15.This just in: Hair dye is responsible for every disease and disorder known to science.

17.And finally, this actually explains a lot about how rich people think.












