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A man with glasses and casual clothing sits at a fast food restaurant with blurred surroundings. Caption reads, "Bro been buying me drinks all night, what a nice guy."

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Rectangular concrete block next to a box labeled "Brutalist Buttplug" with a minimalist illustration of the item

A group of people stand on a rocky beach by the water, some in swimwear, talking and relaxing

Image showing various classic Monopoly game pieces: thimble, wheelbarrow, boot, dog, car, iron, top hat, and battleship. Text above reads, "nvm your zodiac what monopoly piece do you main"

Screenshot of a tweet by Linux (@tinux) stating, "Fun fact: Most trains are run on me." followed by a reply, "Sorry I am Lithuanian I was not familiar with train terminology meaning in America."

A wall sign in a café reads, "Start your day with coffee. End your day with cock." There's a lamp and some objects below the sign

Meme image of a Dyson Ball vacuum cleaner with overlay text: "Been sitting in the ER all night. Don't want to go into details but… The 'Dyson Ball Cleaner' has a very misleading product name."

Tweet reading, "Checked his phone to see if he's cheating and found screenshots of me cheating" dated 6/20/22 at 4:33 AM via Twitter for iPhone

Image of an internet post featuring a cracked iPhone 15 Pro Max. The owner is selling it cheap. The owner is a 12-year-old American male who speaks English and Spanish

Medical report humor: "I love this job." Sinus tachycardia, no STEMI. Patient masturbating during EKG causing tachycardia. Tylenol 650 mg

A memorial sign reads, "FOR MY LOVE 26.11.53 - 03.04.20 Cherished husband, dad and adulterer. Yes John, I knew."

Text conversation between two people discussing a girl cheating. It identifies her as Maria C with glasses but without braces. Conversation ends with "Damn…"

Four Christian Universal Ministry basketball team members in 1980, wearing team jerseys with "CUM" initials

Clothing label with components listed as 47% Cotton, 47% Human Cotton, 6% Spandex, along with washing instructions and "Made in China."

Twitter post by @buffys displaying a green square with the caption, "what does this color remind you of?" and a user response mentioning "Kermit's sweet, tight little hole ?."

The image shows a Reddit post asking if people kick their pets out of the room when they masturbate, with a comment questioning why one would masturbate if they have pets