Prepare to chuckle and chortle.

c’mon enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy ofr/funnysigns.

Also, the adorable sign emoji I just discovered:

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A handwritten sign on a gate reads, "Trespassers will be prosic proseci proesec head butted." It appears to warn trespassers with humor

“He got there in the end.”

“Meanwhile in London.”

“One of the greatest quotes of all time. "

Sign on a sidewalk reads, "ALL AMERICANS MUST BE ACCOMPANIED BY AN ADULT."

“OK, no missiles.”

“First place on the list of most useless signs.”

“If this aint the truth…”

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Chalkboard outside Vintage Grounds coffee shop reads: "If you say 'GULLIBLE' slowly, it sounds like 'oranges'" with a smiley face

“Sorry, we’re SORRY.”

“I’m very sorry. "

“Coffee smoothes things out a bit.”

A sign reads: "STOP. No fishing, netting or launching of nuclear missiles past this point."

“Most honest and heartwarming sign ever…”

11.

“The sign speaks truth.”

“How to survive in this world.”

A red emergency case containing a dustpan and brush with the words "IN CASE OF BROKEN GLASS" on the front

“Don’t know how to get out of here; I still dont understand.”

“Have an itch to go to the woods?”

“This is why I have such little faith in humanity…”

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Sign reads: "I'M GETTING STRONGER WITH AGE. I CAN NOW LIFT $100 WORTH OF GROCERIES WITH 1 HAND."

“When you get mixed up with ‘pull’ and ‘push.'”

“Love you, too.”

Sign on a window says, "Sorry, We're SORRY."

Sign in window reads: "Sorry, we're open."

Chalkboard sign with a humorous message: "Before coffee: I hate everyone. After coffee: I feel good about hating everyone."

Plaque on a bench reads: "FOR BARBARA, Who was awful when hungry but otherwise pretty solid."

A sign reads, "Geology rocks but geography is where it's at."

A signs that reads, "give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot"

Exit instructions on a door with multiple signs: push buttons to exit, marked by red arrows, and press a square button on the wall to exit, marked by a green arrow

A billboard shows a comparison between two leaves: one labeled "Toilet Paper" and the other "Not Toilet Paper," promoting the Boy Scouts of America

Two hand dryers on a tiled wall with signs above them stating, "STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! THIS IS NOT A URINAL."

Sign on a glass door reads "PULLSH" instead of "PULL." A person is visible outside by the crosswalk. A humorous misspelling of the word "PULL."

Domino's Pizza sign reads: "GIRLFRIEND MAD AT YOU, WE STILL LOVE YOU."