In case you were wondering, dating is still a dumpster fire in 2024.

"We've been talking for a minute and it's just $20 lol"

"we're going for a food baby?"

"I'm not breeding mediocrity into my kids!"

"Woah…I was just teasing you"

"We've matched before"

"What kind of questions are these"

"Right how it have to be"

"Okay, I'm sorry you feel that way."

"you contradict yourself in a single sentence"

"Touché."

"you're so cute"

"Your ugly asf, accidentally swiped right"

"Sup ging"

"Yeah nothing because they fast"

"I can see why u need this"

"wanna be the dad to my puppy"

"I'm going to dress up in a dog costume and pay you to babysit me"

"What else do you like?"

"females who aren't b*****s"

"She's in icu"

"But we can do other stuff"