These signs are 18 instances of pure comedy with no skips, STG.

Somehow, we’re nearly a month into 2024 already.

“Never mistreat the trees.”

"I am not a trash can, I am not an ashtray, I am a tree; thank me, appreciate me, respect my authoritree"

“You have been warned.”

“Neighbors are something we all hate.”

“These signs tell the truth.”

"Due to past events please do not pleasure yourself in rooms! Management"

“What a find in London.”

“Sweet dreams are made of cheese.”

“like dont do that, okay?”

Sign outside a house: "House for sale by owner because my neighbor's an asshole!"

“One piece of advice we need to consider.”

“Amish racing.”

“No sir, will not walk there, sir.”

"I bet aliens ride past Earth and lock their doors"

“Too literally.”

“Cry from the heart.”

“Clint eats wood.”

Restaurant handwritten sign: "Customers wanted, apply within — no experience necessary!"

“If you ask me politely…”

15.

“That’s not a sign, that’s a story.”

“Must be a real deep wash.”

17.

Handwritten signs by a cheese display: "Sweet dreams are made of cheese / Who am I to diss a Brie? / I cheddar the world and feta cheese / Everybody's looking for Stilton"

“Proof they bite or gnaw.”

“Wouldn’t have thought to look there.”

Road sign: "Beware of smartphone zombies"

"Speed limit 55" road sign with digital "your speed" above, and handwritten sign ahead of it: Amish high score 33, with 28 and 31 crossed out

A "Do not enter" sign in the middle of water

Many wads of gum stuck on a "Recycle your gum here" sign

"No smoking within _ feet" sign on a face, with "without me" written on it

"I have a pet termite; I named him Clint: Clint Eats Wood"

"Please feel the balls" above bins containing beads

"Money pulled out of anywhere other than your purse, pocket, or wallet will not be accepted — for example, bra, socks, underpants, etc."

"Holy Water Car Wash: 'Will Wash the Hell Out of Your Car'"

"Horses may bite; please do not feed or pet" sign on a fence, with the top torn/bitten off

"Table Mountain National Park / Warning: Please look under your vehicles for penguins"