It’s time to listen up.

They revealed what they’ve kept in the vault for a long, longgggg time.

And honestly, it’s all pretty eye-opening.

Stephen Colbert on "The Colbert Report"

like proceed with caution.

I see the weird looks moms give me when I go to gymnastics and dance classes.

I see how Im treated differently from the other moms.

Joseph Marcell on "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" covering his ears

u/CuckooKaka

2.

Typically a man is thinking how to formulate the response without being disrespectful towards the emotion of the situation.

u/ThatWontFit

3. u/jeezy_peezy

4.

Trevor Noah on "The Daily Show" forming a heart with his hands

So when we (or you!)

unbutton our collars at the end of the day, it feels like such a sweet relief."

u/globehopper2

5.

Andre Braugher on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" saying pain

I haven’t quite figured out the rules yet, so I lose frequently."

u/explosivekyushu

6. u/Formal-Try-2779

7.

“When were doing a task, Im not cranky or mad or upset about it.

Li Shang from "Mulan" saying, let's get down to business

u/littlemidgetfucker

8.

“Our physical preferences aren’t nearly as stringent as you think they are.”

u/aspergillus

“My fiance thinks I don’t like her ‘small’ boobs.

Rainn Wilson on "The Office" saying it's true

It’s like, no your boobs are the perfect handful and I love that.”

u/HaveAWillieNiceDay

9. u/Solicitingforadvice

“I pretty much look at my relationships like Im climbing a mountain.

u/Hellofriendinternet

10. u/RealBowsHaveRecurves

11.

Jake Johnson on "New Girl" crying and saying, so many emotions

“You know when I tell you you look great, hot, and sexy?

Well, thats only about 5% of the times that I think it.

u/TomppaTom

12.

Seth Meyers shrugging

“I have goals and ideas Id like to see through.

u/Guyintheorangeshirt

13.

I’ve seen so much violence and stopped a ton of violence.

David Schwimmer and Matt LeBlanc on "Friends" hugging

I couldn’t tell where the shots were coming from I hid and then ran.

She fucking laughed at me a woman who had never seen any real violence in her life.

Look at you shaking like a leaf.'

I’ve seen worse since then and handled worse since then.

Fuck her I could never share with her after that.

That basically killed anything I would ever share with her, and she knew everything.”

u/1justathrowaway2

14.

“We realize communication and vulnerability are important.

u/sexquipoop69

15.

“There’s nothing wrong.

Sometimes we genuinely just want to sit down for a while and think about absolutely nothing.”

u/zerbey

16. u/Faelysis

17.

“A lot of us have been environmentally conditioned to bottle up our wants and needs.

We don’t talk about them openly to anybody, aside from our closer male friends on occasion.

Guy friends can’t because it’s ‘considered gay.’

And girl friends can’t because its ‘a come on’ it sucks.

Oftentimes, the women we date are the only people we’re ‘allowed’ to touch.”

u/brianofblades

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