Oh my goodness gracious .

Reddit userladyonchainasked the community, “What is onemyth about sexthat porn made you believe?”

Everyone’s story is different.

Oprah saying, so what's the truth

u/dueceswild77

“I tried this with an ex.

She started laughing and asked, ‘Why do guys do that?’

I asked, ‘It doesn’t feel good?’

characters looking shocked

and she said, ‘No it doesn’t do anything.’

I haven’t done it since.”

u/Longjumping-Bat7774

2.

character saying, pain

I have no clue why anyone would try it.

An unprepared butthole is no place for a penis."

u/InevitableAd9683

3. u/cstaffstl

4.

Sheryl Lee Ralph on "Abbott Elementary" looking shocked

“That you change positions (and holes) like it’s time to spin the wheel.

The amount of position changes they have in porn just looks exhausting to me now.”

Now that I’m in my forties, I’m good with two at most.

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The good news is that she likes to be on top, and I like to be lazy."

u/slappy_mcslapenstein

5.

“I didnt realize that as a woman, peeing after sex is essential.

character scrunching their face and saying, i'm tired

Not just like, ‘Oh, its better if you do but its not a big deal.’

It’s literally, ‘If you do not do this, you WILL get a UTI.’

u/wellyboot97

6.

SpongeBob doing multiple chores at once

I played that poor girl’s pelvic floor like a drum…”

u/theblondebasterd

7.

“Shower sex looked so fun.

u/kms62919

8.

JWOWW on "The Jersey Shore" gagging

“That guys are always able to get hard very fast…all the time.

u/ConstantAd8558

“I hate that anxiety.

But once I’m comfortable, it’s not a problem.”

Rachel McAdams in "Mean Girls" (2004)

u/TheGreatRagde

9.

Just because I could literally feel them purposely holding back every time they would start to ‘get there.’

Why is this even a notion?!

Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally…" faking an orgasm

That’s what the gym is for .”

u/Addicted_2_Reddit

10.

“That choking, gagging, and tearing up when giving head is enjoyable.

Kandi Burruss on "RHOA" reunion show yelling, the lies!

Clearly its not also having your head pulled towards the crotch so the dick is further in your throat.

u/uhhh_yeh

11.

In reality there is a bit more clean up.

u/kitjen

12. u/IfYouSaySoFam

13.

“That all women love giving head.”

Like fuck that, you’re the one getting the massage, he is getting paid!”

u/NewToSociety

“This one actually kinda messed me up.

“A lot of what we see in porn is VERY kinky.

It also means a lot of men truly devalue women who enjoy it.

It’s unfortunate.”

u/Delicious_Air7000

15.

“You don’t talk during sex.

u/FlushSa

“Me and my first ex would have random conversations during sex I actually kinda miss it.”

u/magentaapplesauce

“My wife and I actually do have full conversations during sex.

It’s actually some of the most fun sex we have.”

u/wtfsven

16.

“I always thought you started out with a 10-minute blowjob before sex.

And you don’t just tear off the clothing and start bumping immediately.

Grabbing her, pawing at her, and kissing her doesn’t make her wet right away.

u/octaiza

In conclusion:

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