“A friend got the message ‘Wow, your eyes could start a cult.'”
Here are some of the top-voted responses:
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“A friend got the message ‘Wow, your eyes could start a cult.'”
u/pinkynarftroz
2.
“What is your credit score?”
u/Shahfluffers
3.
“I was on Bumble and got asked my Myers-Briggs personality punch in.
When I responded, she unmatched me immediately.
Gotta respect the hustle.”
u/chromane
4.
A girl messaged me asking if I could track her parcel for her.
u/Jlaw118
5.
I thought this was a joke.
She was doing time on the weekend for assault."
u/Exobyter
6.
“Her first message was, ‘I guess youll do.'”
u/Bigtits38
7. u/crazyforkovu
8.
This was over 10 years ago, and I bet that dude is still single."
u/Crystaltornado
9.
“‘I want my wife to have your eyes.’
u/CurvyCarrots
10.
“‘You’re cute.
Hate dogs though.’
(I had my very cute dog in a photo.)”
u/DuffNinja
11.
“A woman texted me on Bumble ‘fight me.’
It was the weirdest but funniest first message I ever received.”
u/gift_wrapist
12.
“After matching with a girl, she messaged me first with ‘Meow.’
I was left completely bewildered and confused.
u/WatchingThisWatch
13.
Like I feel that’s a big topic we just overlooked.’
It was fucking weird, but I bit.
Went on a couple of dates.
She was a total weirdo, but certainly not boring.”
u/sdpthrowaway3
14.
“I once had a guy ask me my thoughts about lizard people.
Who the fuck could actually believe it?
So I matched with him.
And turns out he was very, very serious about it.”
u/CaptainFartHole
15.
“Last week I got ‘I like your long torso.'”
u/orceingiemsa
16.
“A woman asked me what I did for a living, which is a normal question.
But her follow-up question was, ‘And how much do you earn doing that?’
u/working_class_tired
17. u/FizzleKit10
18.And finally, “I was the weird one.
Id start off commenting about something in the background of a picture.
If I couldnt think of something funny Id just say, ‘How do you feel about geese?’
Most people have strong opinions.”
u/SomeSluttyBean
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