If there were an Olympics for being smugly wrong, these people would be gold medalists.

It’s kind of one of the internet’s oldest pastimes!

2.You think chihuahuas just fell out of a coconut tree?!

A social media post arguing that the earth is only 8000 years old and presenting terrible math to prove it, including arguing that the population is halved every 82 years

4.Wow, congratulations to women, who are now apparently impervious to hemorrhage!

“America wasn’t founded in 1776” is a heck of a thing to say.

7.They went with the up-sized all-caps and everything.

A comment arguing that crossbreeding in dogs doesn't exist

9.Were they reading the dates the European way?

10.Fun fact: ' does not mean “year.”

11.I have searched it up.

A social media thread where one person read the French sign "femmes qualification" during the Olympics and thought they were calling women "femmes" in English

It would be about 8.3 minutes.

12.Rule of thumb: Never use the word “obviously” on the internet.

13.It would not, in fact, be the first game.

The image contains a misogynist text message about abortion with a highlighted section reading, "Women no longer die in childbirth"

“A solid group of people” is KILLING me.

15.Do they mean, like, metaphorically detaching?

16.FYI, it is not.

A tweet exchange arguing that "American heritage began when the Puritans landed in Plymouth rock" and that "religious freedom means you can choose between" three Christian religions

17.Good news: You do not sound like a nerd or rude!

18.I mean, if you ask Aang, it’s an element.

A Reddit comment thread where a user states that another user isn't diagnosed with anything and explains that strep throat can be viral or bacterial and may not be contagious

Screenshot of a Twitter conversation with several users arguing about whether the UK is a country

An Amazon review complaining that they received an item in July that was already expired. A photo of the product shows that it doesn't expire until November

Social media thread: A user styles "2023" as 23 with an apostrophe after it, causing others to mock them

Screenshot of a social media post. First comment questions the claim that we'd learn the sun exploded 11 years later. Second comment asks for an explanation and is met with a sarcastic response

A Reddit thread where a user thinks the phrase "left on read" is a malapropism of "left it unread"

Screenshot of a YouTube comment thread: "He's the kind of character you fight as a boss in the first game but do quests for in the prequel." Reply: "Wouldn't the prequel be the first game? Kids are dumb"

A Twitter user argues that "trinity" means "a solid group of people" while others mock them

A Reddit thread where a user argues that your brain stem detaches from your spine whenever you go to sleep

A social media exchange where one person says they are in Oslo for work and another person incorrectly replies that Oslo is in Sweden

A TikTok commenter tries to correct "there" but uses "their" instead of "they're"

A TikTok commenter who is anti-sunscreen argues that it's a chemical. Another commenter says water is a chemical, then the original commenter says "water is an element, genius"