Not the best way to start off the new year.

"I spilled Chicken Tinga all over my car"

a headphone on a train track

a screwdriver in a floorboard

"My ENTIRE kitchen fell"

"Aw, shucks"

A cushion with a melted portion

"This is ridiculous."

a car with snow inside of it

"This is, well, was, the road to my house"

a piece of luggage on the tarmac

polished stairs

"Can you tell what's wrong with this picture?"

"I hate winter"

"I left my window open in the car wash."

"How do you ever think this is a good idea?"

"There was a rock in my frozen potatoes"

a broken sink

"Yes, I dropped it."