“Back when I was single and would get these pictures, I would critique them…….fully.
They didn’t like that, but I sure enjoyed it. "
In response, redditors came up with petty and silly responses for those unsolicited pictures.
Here are some of the best:
2.
“I always just send a bigger one back, they hate that.”
u/Tammyshouseparty
3.
“Send it to his parents.”
“Another one I like is ‘why did you send me a picture of your thumb?'”
u/CommonDevice8540
5.
“Another good one is ‘what happened to it?’
Or ‘why does it look like that?’
Or ‘oh wow, are you okay?
Does it hurt?'”
“Tell him ‘why does it look like that, have you gotten that checked?'”
u/Wolverine_Squirrel
7.
“I generally just tell them ‘you oughta clean your floors.'”
I didnt do it, but it sure scared the hell out of him.”
u/littlemiss142
9.
If you think this is a mistake, reply STOP."
u/Opening-Selection120
11.
“Tell him that you are very sorry for him and circle a random part red.
Most men freak out by this.”
“Tell him they make those in adult sizes.”
u/FromTheBottomO_o
13.
“Back when I was single and would get these pictures, I would critique them…….fully.
They didn’t like that, but I sure enjoyed it. "
“Tell him his mommy must be proud.”
u/Crowbird138
15.
Watch how quickly it stops.”
u/Educational-Camp-810
17.Why did you send me a picture of a naked mole rat?
“Just send a picture of a bigger, nicer-looking penis to establish dominance.”
