Fun Fact: A pink loofah and a black loofah are both loofahs.
2.This science kit, because apparently girls need to conduct different experiments than boys.
3.These loofahs, ‘cause men and women need different colors to clean their a**.
4.These his and hers Porta Potties.
6.This ad for ~clean girls~, ‘cause you know.
Girls are the target audience for cleaning products, I guess.
7.These bath bombs for men, because having scented bath water and clean skin is feminine??
8.These tweezer sets.
(I’m noticing a strong trend in color association at this point.)
9.These grapes for the girlies.
11.This dog shampoo, because girl and boy dogs apparently need different levels of cleanliness.
But they’re just for men.
13.These men vs. women’s multivitamins.
I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure a vitamin is a vitamin.
14.This lip balm for men, ‘cause only men get cracks in their lips.
15.These party crowns for “kings” and “queens” that look the same.
Might I suggest a simple “Monarch” crown?
17.This bacon bouquet for men.
I’m kind of tired of meat-based gifts in “gifts for him” lists.
It feels very caveman.
18.This heavy duty skin repair lotion where the guy tackles ashy hands with an iron fist.
