“…So, maybe I’ve been married to a possessed guy all these years.”
Sometimes strange things happen with zero explanation, which honestly makes those experiences SO much worse.
And let’s just say, the responses were downright spine-chilling.
Here are some of the spookiest stories:
1.
“He thought of the most innocent word he could and then started to whisper it to me creepily.
This has been going on for years…now he has trained our children to do it.
Think of someone randomly leaning over your shoulder and whispering ‘bagel’ in your ear like Hannibal Lecter.
“Screamed ‘blood’ in the middle of the night.
It was the first time I’d ever heard him sleeptalk, let alone sleep scream.”
u/Wistful-Wiles
3.
“He bought a bulk bag of tiny plastic babies and put them everywhere that I might find them.
I eventually located the bag-o-babies.
I plan to retaliate.
I’m now accepting ideas on where to put them.”
“He out-stalked my stalker.
But it was also definitely the creepiest thing my husband ever did.”
u/2baverage
5.
One night, my husband fell asleep with the TV on.
I woke up to turn it off and went back to bed.
I’m freaking out at this point thinking he’s f–king with me.
I’m trying to get him to respond saying it’s not funny anymore.
He suddenly says, ‘You’re not welcome here.’
Needless to say, no matter what I did, that man would not wake up.
The next morning he had no memory of it and it never happened again.
It still makes my gut churn when I think back on it.”
u/CreakinFunt
7.
“My spouse once rearranged all my childhood toys into a mini altar dedicated to Nicolas Cage.
I woke up to Cage’s face staring at me like he was the guardian of my dreams.
I guess love takes mysterious forms, right?”
So, maybe I’ve been married to a possessed guy all these years."
u/Cleverdinosaur_
9.
“Husband was asleep next to me.
I had stayed up reading.
I thought it was funny until he described the vampire coming into our house.
He said, ‘He’s opening the door.
Now he’s sneaking through the vent.
Now he’s in the next room over.’
I woke his ass up so fast.
I didn’t sign up for a ghost story in my own damn house.
F–k that.”
“My husband is secretly tracking my location without telling me.
u/DaringDiva_
11.
“Before we were married she would take a lot of Polaroid pictures.
They were mostly of me sleeping and eating.
There were others like me doing chores or whatever.
Imagine a stalker’s collection of photos.
The person is never aware of the photo until after it was taken.
She ended up getting the first year’s worth of photos framed for our house.”
“My husband talks in his sleep.
One time he rolled over toward me, chuckled, and said, ‘Your bones are finally dry.’
He never remembers what he says by morning but I’ll never forget that one.”
u/One-Addendum-3744
13.
“He sometimes makes sounds like Predator in his sleep.
It is not a good sound to wake up to.
So naturally I said, ‘Why are you saying shhh?’
It still gives me the chills.”
u/Free_Bingo
15.
I don’t even freak out anymore.
I just tell her there aren’t and she goes right back to sleep.
The first couple of times it happened were alarming though.”
She rolled over and started snoring again and had no recollection of it the next day.
She hasn’t done it since."
u/PriznMikesDementors
17.
“My wife often sleep talks and will have conversations or respond to me when she does.
She said she loved me so much she wanted to be with me always.
Cute, but creepy.”
I was watching TV late at night and it felt like a scene from a horror movie."
I’m still not sure who won that debate."
Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
