If guys take anything away from this post, it should be: Clean your place.
“I went on a second date with a guy and went to his house to pick him up.
He had a full week’s notice that I was coming over.
I never went back and told him it wouldn’t work out.”
“They only own one towel and its obviously a poor quality one.”
“A sheet nailed to the wall over a window instead of a curtain.
“I once went on a date with this guy, and there were many red flags.
“A ripped-out page of a porn magazine taped to the wall.
“Very, very dirty carpets or floors.
I should have known.
I did go up, but the rest of the place was a mess, too.
Storage room shelves in the living areas and black garbage bags as blackout curtains.
They were close to their 40s…UGH!”
Bathtub with hair trimmings, a dirty ring around the tub, and body hair everywhere.
“Not specific to men.
But anyone who has a week’s worth of worn clothes and towels left on the floor.
“This isn’t really a red flag, but not having a mini trashcan in the bathroom.
Gentlemen, trust me, your female guests appreciate this.”
“Way too many knives or swords.
Or if you have a collector’s piece or two from a favorite fandom.
“I have soooo many from dating just the worst men.
But one of them is if there’s a mattress on the floor.
I could see into the bedroom, and it was just a boxspring and a mattress.
Cool story, bro.
But I’ve seen this movie before!
I’m out!”
“They don’t have any soap and/or towels to dry your hands or any towels out.
I’ve actually been in peoples' apartments that don’t have anything to dry your hands on.
Do you just use your clothes???
At least a basic towel, y' know.
That’s suggesting to me you don’t wash your hands or yourself??? "
I broke it off but never told him it was because of his ex-girlfriend’s stuff.”
19.And lastly, “No toilet paper.
And not just in the bathroom, nowhere in the house.”
