“My friend whos blind was trying to find someone in a crowd, and I was guiding her.
I didnt know the person, so I asked, ‘What does she look like?’
My friend immediately laughed at me.”
Here are the hilarious and cringeworthy results.
My mom leaned over and whispered, ‘It smells like something died in here!’
Everyone around us gave her an unamused look.
It took my mom a few minutes to figure out what she said."
michellet64
2.
“My friend whos blind was trying to find someone in a crowd, and I was guiding her.
I realized my mistake, and she laughed at me.”
cKell543
3.
“I was stocking shelves at the grocery store where I worked.
I asked, ‘Do you need a hand?’
He turned, revealing that he was missing his whole left arm.
He smiled and said, ‘Well, yeah, but I’ve got it.’
I was mortified by my choice of words, but he had a good laugh about it.”
sinfulcarrot
4.
Then I heard a stranger’s voice say, ‘OH!’
I ran out of there so fast."
jenniferc4
5.
“I was taking headshots for my companys wholesale catalog.
I was prepping to take a picture with the flash on.
I was mortified.”
laurad4fda8
6. brianmeltons
7.
“When I was 11, I didn’t know what the term ‘birthday suit’ meant.
My mother got a call from the school that night.
I think about this often and still cringe to this day.”
meels
8.
I looked up and saw a very old couple staring back at me in shock.
I was at the wrong cart."
melissas61
9.
Our scanner was down, and I had to read the blurry barcode on the tiny tag.
Flustered, I sighed and said, ‘Oh my god.
I am just so blind these days!’
That’s when I noticed his folding cane.
I was mortified."
gillayl
10.
“At the time I was a first-year nurse.
He just looked at me, horrified, until I realized what I said.
I quickly yelled, ‘PLANTS!
He laughed, but I still cringe every time I think of it.”
courtneys4cb
11.
“I work at Starbucks and was taking a little persons order.
With a straight face, he said, ‘Is that a short joke?’
I was horrified and started to apologize, and he just started laughing.
He said he does it often to see peoples reactions.”
cassidyj4
12.
“I tripped while going up the stairs at my university.
Several people came over to verify I was okay.
My brain mixed them up at the same time, and I just ended up squawking, ‘Stairs!
in a woman’s face before I ran off.
ohmegoh
13.
“My friend was absolutely trouncing us in a custom game ofHalo 3.
Instead, he came out with, ‘I’M WIPING YOUR ASSES!'”
phreedomphighter
14.
“My best friend is a server.
While setting down a dish in front of a customer, she instinctively said, ‘Watch your hands!
That plate is really hot!’
Then she noticed that the customer had prosthetic arms.
So much secondhand embarrassment.”
noodleslinger
15.
“My mom and I were at a McDonald’s drive-thru.
Lindsay Ann Adamson, Facebook
16.
“I was at a funeral where the grandparents had died within a day of each other.
I was giving my condolences and saw two people sitting down, looking very sad.
I went up to them and actually said, ‘Why so down?’
What the heck is wrong with me?
vickiecoxs
17.
“We were at a funeral for a distant relative.
My sister was talking to one of our cousins and asked, ‘So how’s your mom doing?’
Not well, apparently…it washerfuneral.
We still give my sister a hard time for that one.”
Tyler Sweeney, Facebook
18.
I haven’t been back to that McDonalds since.”
dunnodiddly8
