(you reading this post).

It’s time to pull yourself away from the2024 Paris Olympics(only briefly!!!)

to enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy ofr/funnysigns.

A kitchen appliance labeled with two drawers: "Animal Killers" on the left and "Vegan Only" on the right

Here are 19 that just might make you chuckle:

1.

“What are you?”

“Get the best non-deal of the century!”

Sign above a store display reads, "Special Deal! Buy 3 for the price of 3!"

“Yes, you’ve got the option to one-hand a heavy object.”

“Which one are you?”

“just guess what it is.”

A sign shows a figure lifting a box incorrectly, leading to back pain, with the handwritten note, "Remember: slap ass for motivation!!!" The sign reads, "Lift heavy objects correctly."

“Dick’s pizza.”

“Local bistro in town.”

“You want me to show you what kaboom is?”

Sign on a wall reads: "Everyone brings joy to this office. Some when they enter & some when they leave."

“Someone is pooping wood.”

10.“LOL.”

“Somehow this makes logical sense.”

A rectangular sign among bushes reads "DO NOT."

“Did you say ‘cat?'”

“Push or don’t?”

“you’ve got the option to’t deny it.”

Sign for Dick's Pizza restaurant. Text on the sign says: "You haven't eaten pizza until you've eaten Dick's. Free Dick's! @dickspizza."

“Do not walk on rocks, or…”

17.

“Free things for just 16.99.”

“Talk to each other, remember those days.”

Sign reads: "We sell beer as cold as your ex's heart," with "beer," "cold," and "heart" emphasized in styled text. Heart image is split, symbolizing heartbreak

“Five minutes scared, until I realized.”

A dock sign reads: "Fuel Dock. Absolutely no smoking. Fire + fuel = kaboom."

Sign taped to a wall reads: "To whoever keeps destroying this toilet: GO SEE A Doctor, if not Maybe an exorcist? OR poop in a field with the Other Buffalo!!"

"Caution sign on car reads: 'Caution, I learned to drive on my PlayStation.' Honda Civic badge is visible."

Speed limit sign showing "Speed Limit 35". Below it, an electronic display reads "Your Speed 88". Tree branches in the background

Sign reads: "Voted best burger in town by some guy who likes burgers," with a parking lot and cars in the background

Lost cat poster with images of a possum. Text: Male, no collar, not very friendly, not house broken, found on Sunset Blvd, contact info at bottom

Metal button on an orange pole has conflicting instructions: "PUSH" in large font, and "DON'T" in smaller font twice above and below the button

A sign reads "AHEAD" with a mannequin head above it on a pole. Trees and a road are in the background

A warning sign near water reads: "DO NOT WALK ON ROCKS. If you do, and file suit claiming injury, this sign will be marked 'Exhibit A'."

Sign reads "The Best Things in Life Are Free" but is priced at £16.99 below

A sign on a building reads: "No free wifi. Talk to each other and get drunk."