c’mon chuckle and chortle to your heart’s content.

As a reward, yo enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy ofr/funnysigns:

1.

“It’s a win-win profit right there.”

Sign on glass door offering a 10% discount for spotting spelling mistakes in the menu

“This poster I saw in my neighborhood.”

“Which way would you turn?”

“Who plays here?”

Lost cat poster with humorous text, claiming the cat is a liar about being unfed and is on a diet

“Every joke has a bit of truth.”

“Such a long day.”

“Good invention.”

A sign reads "State of Vermont Pure Maple Syrup Sold Here" with a graphic of a syrup jug

“Just don’t.”

“I’m disappointed.”

“Be careful.”

Road marking with a misspelling, should read "TURN RIGHT" but says "TURN BEAT" instead

“Effective fire extinguisher.”

“Whoever did this makes a good point.”

“You need a better graphic artist.”

Workers are fixing a stadium sign where some letters are missing or covered

“You got that?

Not a drill.”

“Things I hate.”

Sign with hiking tip advising to stay put if lost in the woods for better chances of being found, with playful remark

“They always bring in the legal issues.”

“I’m sure he’s a friendly fellow.”

Sign announcing bridge closure for one day between October 17 and 28

Sign on a glass of beer reads "Gone to PEE - Leave my drink alone" at The Square Castle bar

Sign partially obscured by bushes reads "DO NOT." Full instruction unclear

Sign humorously advertises a "FREE BLOWJOB" to capture attention for a 5 mph speed limit reminder

Sign warning of a cougar in the area, advising to stay on trails and not let men under 30 travel alone

Sign reading "FIRE EXTINGUISHER" with an arrow pointing to a water bottle on a hook

Sign at Christadelphian Meeting Room stating "Evolution is a Lie" with details on a Bible address every Sunday, offering a reward for disproving evolution

Chalkboard sign with humorous comparison of walking miles to beer consumption, crediting Jim Beam

Sign shaped like an upside-down hammer with text "THIS IS NOT A DRILL" placed above a spinning drill bit creating a hole

Handwritten note listing humorously contradictory dislikes: vandalism, lists, irony, repetition, and inconsistency

A handwritten note with humorous complaints about the blood donation process

Note on window warns not to open more than a crack due to geese, with a goose visible outside