You’ve had a rough week take a load off and giggle at these funny signs.

February is here, and the funny signs just keep on rolling in.

“Is anyone curious about what ‘more’ is?”

A "Badcock Home Furniture & More" sign lit up with "cock" and "&more" lit up

2.“Brilliant!”

“Ill have the soup and salad, just.”

“Everything happens for a reason…”

5.

Road sign: Slow down! There's a cruiser behind this sign!!

“I really like this sign.”

“You are the solution to my problems.”

“That car is a beast!”

Handwritten restaurant sign: "Soup of the day: Whiskey with H20 croutons" with whiskey glass drawn

“The most useful sign.”

“Words (pics) to live by.”

“Take care of the beer like a baby.”

Store sign: "Everything happens for a reason, sometimes the reason is you're stupid and make bad decisions"

“Great advice.”

“Is that a sign or a philosophical statement?”

“Funny bar sign.”

"No eye contact / Penalty £200"

“Always use the stairs.”

“His bark is bigger than his bite.”

“Dont wet the dry.”

Handwritten on chalkboard outside store: "Hungry? We have food / Thirsty? We have alcohol  / Lonely? we have alcohol"

“You really should.”

“Obvious sign?”

“This sign is so right.”

Sign on the back of a little car behind large trailer: "Be patient I'm pushing as fast as I can!"

"No mobiles on the dance floor, please / It kills the vibe and makes you look like a boring bastard"

"You wouldn't carry a baby with one hand, would you? Why treat your beer any differently?"

"Warning: Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick" (with rotating metal blades)

"Please wait patiently for the failure of the system" below what looks like Chinest

Handwritten sign: "The average human walks 900 miles per year and drinks 22 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon, not bad"

"Beware of log" sign with chain attached to a log

"This is a hand dryer not a urinal" above what looks like a small urinal

"Employees are required to wash hands before returning to work / The rest of you should wash your hands too, but I'm not your momma"

"Caution: Fire is hot"

Handwritten sign on chalkboard: "A wise doctor once wrote" followed by an indecipherable scrawl