Silly little signs make everything better!

May has officially concluded!

As a treat, here are the funniest signs of the week, courtesy ofr/funnysigns:

1.

Sign at a parking area states, "NO LOADING and UNLOADING. VIOLATORS WILL BE FINE." A red arrow points to a small joke on the sign's base

“Well, it’s fine, I guess.”

“You mean I dont get a 10-foot cinnamon bun?”

“What do they call it where you’re from?”

Store sign advertising a cinnamon bun for $1 with the note "Not actual size" humorously circled in red, suggesting the bun is not as large as pictured

“What do you think of this?”

“Your vision…”

6.

“I know how you feel Mr. Refrigerator, I know how you feel…”

7.

A metallic sign above a sink reads "EMPLOYEE MUST 'WASH HANDS.' " A smaller sign near the sink reads "HAND WASHING ONLY."

“Fart water it is, then.”

“I hate it when that happens…”

9.

“They really don’t like it.”

Complex road sign with multiple directions and highway numbers, including I-87 North, I-287 North and West, Route 59 East and West, Route 35A North, and Parkway South

“You want to enter.”

“Guys, I think this product contains peanuts.”

“A popular burger chain tries liquid burgers with new IV hydration bar and lounge.”

A sign reads: "Carrots may be good for your eyes, but booze will double your vision."

“Well, that was unexpected.”

“At a local restaurant.”

“If you leave, you will be asked to leave.”

An old, dirty refrigerator is standing outside with the graffiti text "I used to be cool" written on its door

“A sign at a local fair a few months ago.”

“Where should you park?”

“I am Dory; I can’t keep up with my promises.”

Text on the wall reads "FAR WATER FREE WATER" but alignment visually forms the word "FART" vertically. Indoor setting

“Mayo neighs.”

A street sign with a speeding lemon illustration and a cautioning face. The text reads, "Don't Throw The Lemons (They really don't like it)."

Two dogs standing on hind legs behind a fence. Signs on the fence read: "BEWARE of DOG" and "NO TRESPASSING: WE'RE TIRED OF HIDING THE BODIES"

A sign in front of a pile of peanuts that reads: "This product contains peanuts."

Five Guys restaurant exterior at dusk with a few cars parked outside. Twinkling lights are on inside the restaurant

Sign on a storefront window reads: "DOGS WELCOME INSIDE. PLEASE TIE CHILDREN TO POST OUT FRONT."

Sign reads: "Unattended children will be given Redbull and taught to swear." Sits above a counter in what looks like a cafe or restaurant

Sign reads: "Anyone caught EXITING thru this door will be asked to LEAVE!"

Sign on a ride reads: "Ride can only be stopped in an emergency. Crying is not an emergency."

A sign reads: "The last car that parked here is still missing."

Chalkboard sign on a sidewalk shows a drawing of Dory from Finding Nemo with text: "I'll never drink again. Oh, look! Fireball!!!"

A vet office sign reads: "MY HORSES NAME IS MAYO…" on the top line, and "MAYO NEIGHS" on the bottom line