I just wanna know what bread ties did to deserve such neglect.
On a good day, you might say something like, “Well, it’s never boring!”
On a bad day, you’d probably lean more toward, “Oh my GOD, STEVE.

How HARD is it to REPLACE the TOILET PAPER ROLL???
I SWEAR TO GOD.
DO IT ONE MORE TIME AND I’M TAKING THE KIDS TO MY SISTER’S.”


















