Not every relationship is destined to last forever, and that’s okay.
Recently,u/spicynovelaskedpeople on Reddit to share the pettiest reason they’ve seen a couple split up.
Here’s what people had to say:
1.
“My MIL and her second husband both sell second-hand books.
They had a large hall where they kept the books, divided by a middle path.
A book had fallen out of a box and lay in the middle of the path.
They had such a fight about whose book it was that they divorced over it.
The book was worth $4, and they both made $150k+ per year.”
u/captainminimum9802
3.
“I’m a divorce attorney.
They had one disagreement.
He didn’t stick up for his wife.
She got mad and filed for divorce.
The judge told them, ‘This is the dumbest reason I’ve ever seen anyone get divorced.’
And he’d been a judge for 20+ years.”
u/ashcoop87
4.
She felt the puppy outshined her present to me."
“I have a cousin who has been married four times for a year and a half collectively.
He got all pissed off and called it quits.
Their preacher went to talk to him and told him, ‘Well, she’s right.
The grass is getting tall.
You do need to cut it.’
u/gumpthehump
6.
“My grandma divorced her fifth husband because he wouldn’t let her remodel their kitchen.
I didn’t like him, but it was a dumb reason to divorce, in my opinion.”
u/4purpleroses
7.
“A friend got divorced by his wife of three months.
When he asked what was wrong, she said that it was nothing; he just snored loudly.
In the worst case, they could have had separate bedrooms.”
“I knew this couple where the husband was a farmer.
u/bland_boring_jessica
9.
I always found it pretty wild.”
u/saphfiresoul
10.
“My ex became a gym bro after getting married.
So well, that.
“I volunteer at an animal shelter.
A couple came in one day and got into a huge argument over one of our cats.
She had a temporary shelter name on the door: Tinkerbell.
The woman thought it was an adorable name and just perfect for the kitty.
I thought she was pretty annoying.
In fact, I don’t want a pet at all.
I want a divorce.'
And then he walked off.
u/quokka_queen
12.
Good thing they were only married for less than six months.”
u/sugar_rush_05
13. u/geddoh
15.
“A couple I know got a divorce over a boat.
They were picking out a boat to buy and couldn’t agree on anything.
She wanted a bowrider.
He wanted a bay boat for fishing.
She wanted an inboard lake boat.
He wanted and outboard saltwater boat.
u/conch-republic
16.
“My brother went to Georgia for a three-week job.
He came back married!
She divorced him because she didn’t know Vegas was so hot.
My brother owned his business there and couldn’t/wouldn’t move.
“My grandma told me a story of a couple she knew.
They had just got married, and she was moving all her stuff into his place.
End of marriage.”
u/happy-doughnut-5125
18.
“I knew someone whose husband divorced her for brushing her teeth at the kitchen sink.
Apparently, he was very controlling, and this was his last straw.
She was in a rush to get out the door for work.
He came home and found her toothbrush by the sink and ended their relationship over it.”
u/latentendencies
19.
She would have it too hot in the winter and too cold in the summer.
After one and a half years, he said he couldn’t take it and just filed for divorce.
They had a pleasant marriage apart from that issue.”
