I’m gonna hurt my ribs from laughing so hard.
And reader, the answers were even better and stupider than I hoped.
Here are a few of the best:
1.
“I wanted to save money on my wedding invitations, so I handmade all 300. georgiamadelene
4.
“[I] put my bag in my locker.
Went to bed, couldn’t move for three days.”
“At the age of 8, I burned myself on scalding hot mud.
“I broke my ribs from coughing too hard when I had bronchitis.”
lindseymax
7.
“I lost one tooth and chipped another playing ‘balance beam’ on the curb when I was 8.
Broke a metatarsal and two toes. "
cierraf
9. gemface
10.
I’m not squeamish; it’s a weird reflex.
“I sprained my ankle in the stairwell at work, as the light was out.
clumsysinger40
12.
“I was cleaning the cats' litter box and leaned over to grab the scoop.
I was balancing on one leg to do so, and I lost my balance.
“I dislocated my knee by tripping over my own feet.
I wish I was kidding.”
hailcthulhu
14.
I actually DID need the crutches after that, LOL.”
ibasow1015
16.
“I worked at a dog daycare.
We had one French bulldog there that was a voracious poop-eater.
I mean this dog knew when another dog was going to poop before they were even outside.
It was truly something else.
“My dad broke a finger taking off his sock.”
rooroo9898
18.
I broke my tailbone.
mommacat123
19.
“Our college dorms had desk chairs that rocked back.
