2.Don’t even get me started on these Waxy Batons of Envy.
Also, why did these smell so good?
3.If you got asked to carry one of these, you were definitely a VIP.

4.Surely Heelys-based wheeling is the more evolved form of walking?
If you wore these, you were ahead of your time.
I didn’t know we were dealing with a stationery influencer here!

(Side note why did these never erase properly?)
9.Same goes for these, TBH.
10.I genuinely think I have unevenly-muscled calves because of this.

11.Only legends had these.
13.The two fundamental currencies of primary school were chewing gum…
14…. and Tipp-Ex.
You control the supply, you control the classroom.

15.Speaking of, this was THEE It Girl manicure.
Bored so senseless at work I painted my nails in tippex.
Work is such an#xpwastepic.twitter.com/VhGsBrS2Qg
16.Getting to change the date on the calender was so ceremonial.

18.As was having an extra extra-long pencil shaving.
19.A cast guaranteed you INSTANT celeb status.
20.Having a good self-portrait on here?

A flex that stands the test of time, TBH.
21.If you owned one of these, you have A++ taste.


