Wow, they must have reeeeeally loved these people.
“Went to the museum on a date and she was laughing when we got to the dinosaur bones.
I asked what was so funny, and she confidently said that dinosaurs never existed.
She thought they didnt exist because she had seen them in cartoons so they couldnt possibly be real.
She was 22.”
juliam4984bfacb
2.
Couldnt get out of that relationship fast enough!"
anonymous
3.
“My husband and I were looking for a new car.
I wanted a regular car, and he wanted a convertible.
The sun was burning his face, he said.
We did not buy a convertible.”
“I told him my best friend and I were planning a trip to Australia.
We live in Canada.”
“My ex and I had a big fight over birds being mammals.
charliemcinnis
6.
“He didnt know what toes were.
I thought I had broken the fourth toe on my foot.
He asked to see it, and I showed him that it was bruised and swollen.
He then said, ‘I thought you said you hurt your toe?’
I pointed again at the discolored toe and said, ‘Yes, this one.’
Maybe it had just never occurred to him to ask?
Or maybe he thought of them as piggies.”
“My ex-fiance thought women just walk around with milk in their boobs, willy-nilly.”
huroennisa
8.
He felt my nipple, and thought it was a cancerous lump.”
buttfarts7000
9.
“We were going to smoke weed, and he said he had a vaporizer.
“Im a male.
She was over 25 years old.”
“A friend introduced me to one of her roommates, and we hit it off really well.
I looked at the stove to see a plastic bowl melted to the burner.
“I dated this girl who worked in a grocery store.
“We were fooling around, completely dressed, and he dry-humped me.
Again, fully clothed.
We stopped, and he went home.
Two days later, he came over crying, worried sick.
I asked what was going on.
He wanted to take me to a doctor to confirm my pregnancy for what ‘he did to me.’
Again, we were fully clothed only two days prior.
Also, we were college sophomores.”
“Guy asked me to a graduation party.
I had mono at the time.
After the party, he pulled off the road and leaned over to kiss me.
I again said that I have mono.
His response: ‘Kissing cures mono.’
Not guns; towers. "
It was my girlfriend, her mother, her grandmother, and her daughter (7).
The zoo was having a major showing of dinosaurs.
When I met them, they were not happy.
I asked what was wrong.
Uh, ya.”
“I was cooking rice, and my ex-husband asked how the rice multiplies.
I asked what he meant.
He thought the rice multiplied to fill up the pot.
Litany of reasons why he is an ex.”
karens19
20.
After observing this on several occasions, I asked him why he was doing this.
He replied that he was moving the toaster closer to the loaf of bread.
The blank stare was all I needed to back slowly away from this Einstein.”
“First date with a girl, and before we get to the restaurant, she mentions shes vegetarian.
No problem, I chose a place that serves a lot of choices.
We sit down, and she orders a steak.
I asked her to clarify if she was vegetarian.
Playing along, I said, ‘Prob not.’
