Reading these will put a smile on your face.
However, there are lots of secrets people keep that are actually pretty innocent.
“I have a drawer in my bedroom with almost every card I’ve ever gotten.
When I’m having a bad day, I’ll take a few out and read them.
A very kind and generous person who got unlucky.
It ain’t much, but it makes me happy.
I hope it makes them happy.”
“Every time I visit my GF, I hide a little money in her apartment.
Sometimes she calls me and is excited that she found some money at home.
“I still have a stash of my childhood stuffedanimalstucked away in a closet.
“I secretly love ‘bad’ pop music when I’m alone.
It’s a guilty pleasure that makes me happy.
Does anyone else have embarrassing musical taste?”
“I keep a stash of nostalgic snacks from my childhood hidden in my pantry.
It’s my secret comfort food supply for those rough days when I need a little pick-me-up.”
“Building a 1969 Chevy C10 truck for my dad.
Its been hiding in my uncle’s garage.
Its been his dream truck since he was a kid.
It will be done by December, hopefully.”
“When I have moved from state to state for work.
I learn everything about that area and town.
Just so nobody treats me like an outsider.
Florida, Missouri, and Tennessee have been the most friendly.
Kentucky was fun, and so was Georgia.”
“I have a collection of old concert tickets I never show anyone.”
They are my sons and I: 1.)
Want to see to it theyre solid before I go.
Tell them I love them 3.)
“I sometimes eat baby formula in its powder form straight from the box because that shit’s delicious.
My wife doesn’t know.”
“My daughter’s artwork.
My wife finds ways to sneak things in the trash after getting a digital pic of it.
“Every month, I pick a charity and donate $200 to it.
If theres no obvious theme for the month, a food bank or animal shelter gets the donation.
He owed about $1,800.
Sometimes I just get so full ofemotionsthat I can’t help it.”
“I hate scallops.
My wife loves scallops, and occasionally, she gets really excited about having them for dinner.
I do the cooking in the house and she tells me how much she likes how I cook them.
So, I choke down a few scallops for her.
Id eat an ocean full of scallops for her, though.”
“The hospital wristband that the nursery puts on babies when they are born.
I’ve had my daughter’s in my wallet for 19 years.
21.And lastly, “Im a 47-year-old guy and I love wearing a unicorn onesie.”
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Note: Some responses have been edited for length and/or clarity.
