We recentlyrounded up the funniest comparisonsof vice-presidential running matesTim WalzandJ.D.
smellylatte37
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“Tim Walz is the guy who gives out the best Halloween candy.
Vance is the creepy dude your parents tell you to never accept anything from.”
besteagle481
3.
“Tim Walz is the guy who asks if anyone wants anything before he leaves for the store.
helloiamplant
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“Tim Walz will mail you care packages filled with your favorite snacks.
Vance will mail you cease and desist letters.”
tjjennin
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“Tim Walz is the teacher you go to when you need a confidant.
is the guy who overhears it and tells the whole school.”
quizzysquid584
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“Tim Walz is the guy you share a beer with.
Vance is the guy that drinks your beer if you get up and go to the bathroom.”
aka_
7. homeytrash218
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“Tim Walz will coach second-grade soccer.
Vance is the father on the side, yelling at the fifth-grade referee.”
moderngoblin598
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Vancehelps ‘himself’into your couch.”
Sam Carruthers
10.
Vance is the guy who goes through the express line with a full cart of groceries."
marvelousmeat47
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“Tim Walz cooks you a casserole twice a week while youre taking your child to their cancer treatments.
Vance offhandedly offers thoughts and prayers.”
CourtesyFlush
12. famoussalt858
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Vance is the guy who lets it slam right in your face even though youre right behind him."
ThatGurl
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“Tim Walz is the guy who would offer you his last Diet Mountain Dew.
Vance is the guy who would take it and drink only a few sips.”
younghedgehog563
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“Tim Walz is the guy that helps you dig your car outta the snow.
Roxanne Bellerjeau-Neugebauer
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Vance will tell the kids Santa isnt real.”
radnugget836
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“Tim Walz is the guy who drives his neighbor to the doctor.
Vance is the guy who takes away his healthcare.”
boringtrash40
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“Tim Walz will water your lawn while youre on vacay.
Vance will hook up his sprinkler to your house and water his own lawn while youre away.”
marvelouscentipede48
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“Tim Walz is a nice guy.
Vance has to tell you hes a ‘nice guy.'”
Cawcaw
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“Tim Walz is the guy wholl help bring your groceries to your car.
applesauceandchops
21.And finally, “Tim Walz is the guy women would choose over the bear.
Vance is the guy women are referring to when they talk about choosing the bear.”
Quentin Graham
Note: Some responses were edited for clarity.
